What is ANIMA Technologies?



internet mysteries are some of the most fascinating things out there whether it's the Ubisoft go Steamworks bye-bye debacle the long gone website acht 28 2011 or any number of unsolved mysteries the internet is full of enigmas that we may never have an answer to these sorts of mysteries have become commonplace for the worldwide web but it's less common to find a mystery that isn't solely contained to the Internet this particular mystery is less than three days old as of the time of writing and is quite a unique one multiple reddit posts have crept up from different people across the world all regarding a specific object a poster on the tube reddit user lagoon 83 posted in the casual UK subreddit friend of mine saw this ad on the tube and now I'm insanely curious do you have trouble remembering your dreams it's a feeling we had a Nima know only too well you're deep in a surreal world where he can be anybody you like or you can do anything and then you wake up fades it's gone smoke on the breeze where is it we had a Nima I've built something called a dream camera just call or text a number and we'll get your dreams back another user rosy nut posted on the subreddit our slash arg just saw this on the train in London does anybody have any idea what it is users were naturally confused and immediately began to investigate in total the poster has been spotted in at least seven locations in London in at least one location in Milan Italy those sightings continue to crop up in every instance a peculiar image of an astronaut is depicted on the poster as well as a phone number calling this number will let you hear this automated message you are hereby advised that due to serious and flagrant unlawful activities anima technologies has been ordered by the authorities to cease and desist from undertaking its advertised business and further from taking any telephone calls in relation to the aforesaid business should you wish to leave a message please do so after the tone people also tried texting the number and got some interesting responses I would like my dreams back please we'd love to hear feedback on your experience of aneema technologies have you found what you were looking for no there is something missing we are sorry to hear that we have had some issues we're not sure what's happening please help me return to my dreams we are not sure what's happening thank you for turning me back on the responses and text messages appear to be practically the same regardless of what you say people quickly discovered the website anima dot technology although the only thing displayed on the site is this message warning this site has been seized you are hereby advised that due to serious and flagrant unlawful activities an emetic analogy's has been ordered by the High Court to cease and desist from undertaking its advertised business this Web site has been seized by the authorities to prevent any more online activities in relation to the aforesaid business when I first began writing this script that's all the information we had but now only a few days later and much more has come to fruition and we can now safely pinpoint the purpose of aneema technologies and the masterminds behind it upon the initial discovery of the posters investigators began to draw conclusions between anime technologies and the English musician Tom York namely the inclusion of an unreleased Tom York song titled not the news in the automated message but the similarities don't stop there the automated message has since been changed to a distorted version of the musicians voice Tom York has also linked the anaemic technology website in his Twitter bio the most damning of all he is very recently announced a new LP titled anima

4 Comments

  1. J.C. Holmes said:

    as of yesterday, a small ad , very back page, upper right hand corner, in the current issue of,"the new times" magazine/paper, is a blue and yellow ad for Anima Technologies, but has a 602 prefix phone number, not a toll free like the ones you showed. i kept the ad, so i have all the info, but wasnt sure this was appropriate to post .

    June 27, 2019
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  2. Childeater290 said:

    I am full of. Crap

    June 27, 2019
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  3. Snoosh Boosh said:

    Thom is short for Thomas so his name should be said like you would with someone called Tom

    June 27, 2019
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  4. Truth Serum said:

    This was really good. Your research is always amazing.

    June 27, 2019
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