– What! – Okay, so. So, Ola and I tried to, you know– – Have sex? – No but we tried to do
more than kissing and she– – Wanked you off? – And I couldn’t– – Get hard? – So now I’m wondering whether maybe I’ve masturbated so much that my penis has run out of erections. (Eric cackles) Eric! It’s not funny. (rattling) Who goes there? – Well, I wasn’t going to come out because what you’re talking about is very strange and embarrassing. And I thought it would be awkward. – You should wash your
hands you dirty pig! – I didn’t do a poo! I was crying. – Oh. Right, well, I hope you’re okay. – Thank you. What an odd little man.