The Tourist Guide | by Sabarish Kandregula | VIVA


Sir, look at my problem keenly sir (Looking keenly) What happened sir? You only told to look keenly right? Whatever, what is your problem? Sir, please get me a passport to Mars. why do you want to visit mars? Sir I got selected for free chaitanya NASA Academy… So, I want to go there Oh, I have sent two Junior Lecturers recently as there are no proper staff in Mars Instead of getting into Mars rocket they stepped into Jupiter and they got no signals. Its a big pain in the a** dealing with them Because they don’t listen to us. They will pay the price one day. Why only Mars in particular? Mars will be walkable distance to home sir. It will be easy to come and go back on festivals You are Right!! but.. Let me Check… Mars? Mars is full. Lets check for other planets Let me try for Jupiter. ummmm.. ummmm I can send you to Neptune Campus Don’t worry. I will send you to one or the other planet. One minute.. “Helooo” Phone: “Hello Ronaldino” Phone: “Remember, my son is coming to India after 25 years” Phone: “You take his responsibilities” Sure sir I’ll take care from top to bottom I have seen many people’s top to bottom sir Don’t worry sir. I am the most best travel agent in India. Some NRI is coming to India for the first time… I dont know if he knows our culture and tradition Why are you still staring at me like an owl? I will push you in some rocket myself, now leave. Where do these people come from? Hello beta Tell papa… You called me and you are asking me to tell? Should I tell India score or what? What are you doing at home? Did you go to the tuition or not? How many times did I tell you to CONCENTRATE? Keep off the phone now He is becoming a liberal man day by day MR Ronaldino MR NRI?? Yes… its me! Welcome to India. Are you feeling excited? NO Why? I hate this country but why? What is this traffic? I landed yesterday and I reached here now… You came quickly only. Maybe there is no traffic Damn… all the roads are uneven Garbage everywhere… People honking casually for no reason MR RONALDINO I heard a lot about this Country… But there is no technology, no development There is nothing in this country You have misunderstood India completely… I will show you real India…come Can you see those nice holes on the road? Ya, those are pot holes… Why don’t you guys complaint to the municipality? You think those are formed naturally? Ya Ya got it totally wrong… We only manually dig those holes Damn… I dont understand! That’s why you should learn Physics properly First, you should know about Pothole Technology Pothole Technology? Why can’t you undestand simple things? Holes I say! Generally, people after their office, reach their homes in just 2-3 hours So by sitting continuously for 2-3 hours on a bike or in a car won’t make your body move It doesn’t move? It moves for you or what? As the body is not moving, it causes dullness dizziness…laziness and other craziness feelings… will effect you So, to move the non-moving body… We use the Pothole Technology That’s interesting! No, it is Pothole Technology So, when we lay new roads… Within a week, we go there and dig the roads OMG If you fall in that hole, it won’t be normal at all If someone fall in that hole… That man gets very active… Whole body will Vibrate From top to bottom it will shake Ya, then? He will feel relaxeddd… I can’t believe this… No..no..no… Can you see that 9-6 job worker? Ya Lets see his reaction when he falls in that hole Sure Damn…he shouted!!! Noooo…. He relaxed… Lets play that clip in slow motion again… Wow… Pothole Technology is amazing! This is nothing. I will show you more. This coconut water is amazing Don’t overact. Do you get lemon juice from a… …coconut in your country? Sip…sip…sip… What the heck? Why are they crossing in orange? Whats wrong? We cross in Red also Damn… are you kidding? What do they do when its green in your country? We will go When its in orange? We will slow down and stop When its in Red? We won’t go at all So Sad! What will you do in your country if its green? We go… If its in orange? We go in full speed Red? We will smash everyone and go… Why are you harassing me? What The Fish!!! Not only Fish, I told to cook prawns and mutton as well For the night… lets go. Why is he going in between cars? Its not going in between cars,its called Squeezing theory Our birth right! What? Birth right…birth right… Hey, not that. What is Squeezing theory? Why did you come to India, even not knowing Squeezing theory? I want to know about Squeezing theory Sure, I will explain you that. Hey, what, its all dark… Why do you panic for everything? Lights ON Why did they block the ambulance? Let someone die No one is giving way to the fire engine? Let something burn, what is your problem? How much time did it take for you to travel from airport to this place? It took me 1 day If you have used Squeezing Theory It would have just taken 1 hour How is it possible? Everything is possible in India But how? I will show, don’t get impatient Imagine this is your bike… Drive this from this point to this point… I will show you Brother… You cannot live in India if you drive like this Take the vehicle back… go back Listen to me very carefully When you are driving… All your concentrate… MR Ronaldino? I can’t see you What is your problem? Every time you panic I went to Pee… Shouldn’t I Pee in my pants? When you are driving… You eyes and looks should be fixed on the road Don’t give a damn to the beside vehicle… Or even if someone falls, you don’t care You hand should be on the accelerator Accelerator should be in full You should forget that, you have breaks in your bike At the end of the day… You should Squeeze it like you mean it Now I will drive from here to here… Just see That’s it! Now you drive… That’s it… Very simple This is not right I am unable to hit the toys itself How are you people managing in the real time? India won’t get developed like this. I will change India Nooo… India will change you Lights off Till how long did you plan to stay? 6 months Okay… lets see… So Mr Chang, how are the roads in your country? In my country, the roads are very straight and very smooth But in our country… They are up and down and round and round So that, you get a roller coaster experience Really? Thats why they say “If you can drive in India… …you can drive anywhere in the world” Hi Ronald dude Hey NRI!!! You have changed a lot! No… India changed me… Silly fellow… go go. Bye My friend… a living legend… Who is he? He is ‘you after 6 months’ Me?? Come… I will show you Ring Road.

100 Comments

  1. VIVA said:

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    February 23, 2017
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  2. krishnabhilash grandhi said:

    we need continuation for this video

    January 4, 2019
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  3. meher surya said:

    Nanna shanmukham….. Is always hilarious

    January 4, 2019
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  4. Bhavani Shankar said:

    Viva , nuvvu Keka yehe , i pray to god that you live long and entertain others like this , GBY

    January 5, 2019
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  5. incredibly indian said:

    My friend living legend๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    January 9, 2019
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  6. shobha dadem said:

    Omg ur really amazingggg

    January 13, 2019
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  7. Ignited Mind said:

    nice video

    January 17, 2019
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  8. Gayatri Burela said:

    Super ga chesaru meru 10th class medha cheeyyandi

    January 18, 2019
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  9. S P Ram krishna said:

    Super bhayya

    January 18, 2019
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  10. Ramya Angel9 said:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚ โค

    January 23, 2019
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  11. kati Prem Kumar Prem Kumar said:

    Nice Ra

    January 23, 2019
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  12. Durga Prasad said:

    Conchenthrate ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    February 3, 2019
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  13. Akira Akki said:

    Sooo funnyy

    February 3, 2019
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  14. sri kumar said:

    Subscribed and pressed bell bro.๐Ÿ˜‰

    February 3, 2019
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  15. THE NEWS said:

    Remind our prime duty while riding.

    Witc humour touch๐Ÿ‘

    February 5, 2019
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  16. harikrihna bala said:

    guntalo entha technology undiani eppude telisindi

    February 6, 2019
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  17. Sanjeeva Rao Manchala said:

    เฐธเฑ†เฐŸเฑˆเฐฐเฐฟเฐ•เฐฒเฑ เฐตเฑ€เฐกเฐฟเฐฏเฑ‹ เฐฎเฐจ เฐฐเฑ‹เฐกเฑเฐฒเฑ, เฐฎเฐฐเฐฟเฐฏเฑ เฐŸเฑเฐฐเฐพเฐซเฐฟเฐ•เฑ. เฐšเฐพเฐฒเฐพ เฐฌเฐพเฐ—เฑเฐ‚เฐฆเฐฟ.

    February 14, 2019
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  18. charan boult said:

    9:30 what 3 people died while we were watching this video

    February 17, 2019
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  19. hafees hafees said:

    I love Viva

    March 1, 2019
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  20. Sathosh DSP said:

    Elanti goppalu cheppalante India gurinchi inka chaala unnaie

    March 4, 2019
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  21. Josiah Hughson said:

    Sunny bhai and Harsha …. Mind blowing combination…. Wow ante wow . Kani vini eragani wow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

    March 7, 2019
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  22. Nischal Ramesh said:

    Harsha voice is a highlight ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ

    March 11, 2019
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  23. Sirichenjeri said:

    I didn't thought that you would make a short film with a public message.Really nice message and adding comedy didn't make the film boring.Nice video.Keep going on like this

    March 14, 2019
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  24. Sunil kumar said:

    Day timelo chala sarlu bcoz of tree shadows….speed breaker sarigga kanapadadhu, so chala accidents jaruguthunnai….so prathi speed breaker ki white marking veyyali….kaneesam ingintha gnanam leni vallandharoo roads departmentlo pani chesthunnaru….

    March 16, 2019
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  25. geetha hagalwadi said:

    Where did u get that theme song around 5:55?

    March 19, 2019
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  26. Praveen Kumar Puli said:

    Viva anna… When I am stress cing Ur videos Anna …just cool anna,๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

    March 26, 2019
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  27. Durga Prasad said:

    This is the most funny and realistic scenario in India . ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    April 1, 2019
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  28. KEERTHANA CHILLARA said:

    Those dislikes were given by the people who drives rashely……

    April 2, 2019
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  29. Praveen Kumar Puli said:

    Daily 3time… Stress-free

    April 13, 2019
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  30. Gowtham Venna said:

    it seems ragav acted in F2 movie

    April 19, 2019
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  31. nookaraju pudi said:

    harsha your gunta technology is awesome

    April 20, 2019
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  32. Ajay Babu said:

    Harsha voice is nice

    April 23, 2019
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  33. RAMESH D said:

    เฐจเฑเฐตเฑ เฐ•เฑ‡เฐ•เฐฐเฐพ เฐฌเฐพเฐฌเฑ.

    April 26, 2019
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  34. Kommi Venu said:

    Super concepts

    April 27, 2019
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  35. Harsha Ram said:

    Bros super short films i like all ur videos

    April 30, 2019
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  36. P Vijaya Babu said:

    Nice guy with nice videos
    Interesting video's

    May 2, 2019
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  37. P Vijaya Babu said:

    Gunthalo padita ala ila undadu

    May 2, 2019
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  38. Pavani Nukala86 said:

    How can you say India is not clean ,may be in some places it is not but not everywhere

    May 2, 2019
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  39. j vikas shankar said:

    Ha ha

    May 5, 2019
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  40. Sekharraja M said:

    Wow India will change you๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    May 6, 2019
    Reply
  41. Jyotsna patri said:

    Make more pleaseโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ

    May 9, 2019
    Reply
  42. Asus Asus said:

    ranaldino chinchadu

    May 10, 2019
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  43. Naga Mani said:

    ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜

    May 13, 2019
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  44. Meher Prajwal said:

    Want that last bgm
    Please

    May 18, 2019
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  45. PADMAJA RANI said:

    Super

    May 23, 2019
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  46. Kavya Coppisetti said:

    Shanmugam s/o myself LOL

    May 24, 2019
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  47. rajendra honey said:

    Good massage bhayya

    May 27, 2019
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  48. Chaitanya Kandala said:

    Anna Harsha nuvvu super bro chaala Baga chesaru I like it

    May 27, 2019
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  49. Jishnu Sai said:

    3:29 lol

    May 28, 2019
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  50. Jishnu Sai said:

    5:49 use headset and listen lol

    May 28, 2019
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  51. Insane Mystery said:

    We want Viva brands 2

    May 29, 2019
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  52. KSS Krishna said:

    Lol ๐Ÿ™‚ I don't know why I keep watching this video again & again.

    May 29, 2019
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  53. Mangala Prasad said:

    He is you after six months ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œepic line

    May 30, 2019
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  54. H.P.K facts said:

    Bloody hell

    June 1, 2019
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  55. sola divakar said:

    India will change us…..

    June 4, 2019
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  56. SURESH110 said:

    conchentrate…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜€

    June 5, 2019
    Reply
  57. Pidugu Bhavesh said:

    Any one in 2019 like

    June 9, 2019
    Reply
  58. Mogiliumamahesh Mahesh said:

    Nice message bro

    June 10, 2019
    Reply
  59. Yousuf Musthaneer said:

    nenu enka Mars, Neptune planet pamistan anukunna.

    June 11, 2019
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  60. Hari Kiran said:

    Supper Harsha Garu

    June 14, 2019
    Reply
  61. Yatendra Jeeru said:

    We want alladistha movie plz make it

    June 14, 2019
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  62. Pabitra Basumatary said:

    Subtitle plz….

    June 18, 2019
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  63. winnu : D said:

    Rowlercoster experience๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    June 20, 2019
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  64. Venkatesh Kokkanti said:

    NRI is back

    June 21, 2019
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  65. leela prasad said:

    Konchenthrate

    June 24, 2019
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  66. leela prasad said:

    Up and down and round and round

    June 24, 2019
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  67. Usha Kiran said:

    ๐Ÿ’ฏ

    June 27, 2019
    Reply
  68. Blessy sake said:

    Guntha technology๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    June 28, 2019
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  69. VELUTURLA GOWRI SANKAR said:

    Insulted india?

    July 6, 2019
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  70. Balu Balu said:

    Super concept

    July 7, 2019
    Reply
  71. Balu Balu said:

    Nice concept

    July 7, 2019
    Reply
  72. I know you're right, but said:

    7:26 what did you drink bhayya, the subtitles show that you went to pee. You didddid both ah?

    July 11, 2019
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  73. HEMANTH KRISHNA said:

    Bro India ni eamanadhu culture ni anachu

    August 3, 2019
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  74. Swarupa kode said:

    So funny

    August 3, 2019
    Reply
  75. omeswar channal said:

    waste video

    August 4, 2019
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  76. twinkle tact said:

    Super video

    August 6, 2019
    Reply
  77. surya gullela said:

    Super viva

    August 19, 2019
    Reply
  78. Sukanya vanga said:

    I am fan of viva harsha

    August 27, 2019
    Reply
  79. Sukanya vanga said:

    And seven know his phone number he is my friend

    August 27, 2019
    Reply
  80. Sangram lokavar said:

    Gunth technology super… ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

    August 29, 2019
    Reply
  81. Vibhav Kumar Renati said:

    Ilanti pure comedy Ni miss avuthunnam team viva

    August 30, 2019
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  82. CraZzy Week said:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX2LO_GA2Z4

    September 2, 2019
    Reply
  83. Sumathi Nadu said:

    Guntha technology ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    September 14, 2019
    Reply
  84. nvn ind said:

    Indian ni criticized chestunaru

    September 27, 2019
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  85. Namburi Devi said:

    Guntha technology ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    September 28, 2019
    Reply
  86. Future Development said:

    At 4:50 there phone in the previous scene but now not their

    September 30, 2019
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  87. pavan 007 said:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

    October 5, 2019
    Reply
  88. Bharati Yasumreddy said:

    Hey I am also an NRI but I love India

    October 5, 2019
    Reply
  89. Hemanth kumar Yedla said:

    bokkala vundi bayyaaa

    October 6, 2019
    Reply
  90. fun time gamers said:

    Please upload voice assistant 2

    October 6, 2019
    Reply
  91. Bala vardhan said:

    Nannu kuda Jupiter ki pampinchu

    October 7, 2019
    Reply
  92. Murthy Kanakadandi said:

    Good message given

    October 9, 2019
    Reply
  93. Priyanka Girigiri said:

    Waste video no jokes why sunny act this video waste

    October 10, 2019
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  94. N Dattatreya said:

    Super bro

    October 12, 2019
    Reply
  95. Manik Sharma said:

    Idiotic vedio. This vedio should be removed from youtube immediately.

    October 12, 2019
    Reply
  96. Arnold Munigeti said:

    Superrrrrrrrrrb

    October 13, 2019
    Reply
  97. sai srinivas said:

    You guys are awesome ๐Ÿ˜Š

    October 17, 2019
    Reply
  98. dastagir sheik said:

    Super bro

    October 19, 2019
    Reply
  99. Md. Talha Qureshi said:

    Physics technology ๐Ÿ˜„

    October 25, 2019
    Reply
  100. Supriya Amrutham said:

    Sunny you look like actor nikhil

    November 3, 2019
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