The ‘Smart Guy’ When T.J. Met A Pedophile On The Internet


(gentle music) – [Narrator] TJ wants $55 for a computer game
called Starship Doctor. His dad say, “No dice.” Meanwhile, Marcus and Moe went splitsies on a piece of shit car that
set them back a cool six hundo. Karen tells TJ about a kid, named Marky412 she’s been talking to in a chat room, who’s selling bootleg
copies of Starship Doctor for 20 bucks. TJ has some concerns that this illegal and, therefor, something that
could get him in trouble. Which, he quickly overlooks the second Karen calls him a wuss. TJ messages Marky412 and
finds out that, not only, is Starship Doctor still available, he has also has some more illegal games. Eager to purchase all
these bootleg titles, TJ says they’ll meet him this afternoon then hatches a quick plan
to fleece those two bozos with car troubles outside. He offers to repair the car for $65 then, somehow, fixes the
engine with a paperclip then takes off with those suckers’ money. TJ and Karen show up,
in dorky, matching hats, looking for the kid they were
talking to in the chat room. Only, a kid doesn’t show up. It turns out, Marky412
is a fully-grown dude. And, when TJ and Karen are
like, “Hey, man, what the shit? “We thought you were 12.” Marky412 says he was only in the kids chat
room because he likes games and the only other people, on Earth, who like games are kids. And, that airtight logic is
all these two idiots need to sit down with this pedophile. They do the deal in a very
inconspicuous fashion, seasoned pros. Marky says, “Enjoy, but
definitly do not tell your dad.” because, hey, dumb-dumb,
illegal stuff makes dads pissed. TJ, instantly, shows his dad all the cool, new games he bought. And, when his dad is like,
“Hey, man, what the shit? “I thought you only robbed
your brother for $65?” TJ covers by saying he
only bought one game and the rest are Karen’s. Very smooth. Marky412 Ims to ask, “How
they like the games?” TJ says, “They’re super sweet.” and Marky412 says he has two new games, including Clowns of War,
and they’re even sweeter. Only, Marky can’t leave the house because he’s too busy
working on a new game. So, if they want Clowns of War they better book it over to his house. TJ scams some more car money then rides off into the
sunset of his innocence. Marky412 welcomes his young guests to a very unsettling basement
featuring two computers and a surfboard on a blue screen that’s the new game he’s been working on. Marky412 starts explaining
his Surf City game and TJ is enthralled. Marky says that he uses that
super, nifty basement cam, over there, to put your
image right in the game and they can be the very first to try it. TJ and Karen take turns on
this, absolutely, terrible game where you stand on a
surfboard and do nothing as stock footage of waves
crashing plays behind you. It might be the worst game of all-time if you can even call it a game, at all. They say the game rocks
because they’re dumb. But, Mikey412 says “Something’s wrong. “See, they’re surfing in warm
clothes and it looks weird, “they should be wearing bathing suits.” TJ quips that bathing suits
might be winter wear in Hawaii but not in D.C., which
stands for Darn Cold, which is music to a pedophiles ears since only little kids say darn. Marky says, “Underwear is, basically, “the same as a bathing
suit and, yeah, ya know, “maybe they should just, like, “get in their underwear
and hop on that surfboard.” TJ and Karen say, “No thanks.” and Marky breaks out a book
of his other basement friends and flips to a girl, named Melissa, who used to be nervous but after a while started surfing with her shirt off. TJ seems to have no objection to the fact that he’s
looking at child porn and, instead, is like,
“Hey, man, what the shit? “I thought you said we were the first ones to play this game.” Marky covered, saying they’re the first to play this version. And, this smart guy finally realizes, “Holy fuck, we’re in a
pedophiles basement!” The worst kind of basement to be in. TJ drags Karen out of there because she’s about to wind up
on a page stuck to Melissa’s. And, Marky412 reminds them,
do not tell their parents. So, TJ immediately tells
his dad, who calls the cops, who then say this guy’s on
parole for a similar crime and he’s going back to jail thanks to TJ’s heroic,
illegal computer games. TJ talks with his dad and says
he’s done with the internet and he’s gonna throw his modem away. His dad is like, “Hey, man, what the shit? “There’s some pretty cool stuff on there “and, also, I look at boobs
when you’re at school.” TJ asks, “How you can know who’s
good and who’s not online?” and his dad says, “You can’t.” Even though you definitly
can when it’s a grown man who lures you to his
basement with video games. So, what did we learn today? If an adult man, who calls himself Marky and hangs out in kids chat rooms, can trick you into riding
your bike to his basement with the worst video game ever made, you might not be such
a smart guy, after all. And, if you need $55 to buy a new game you can make that money, and then some, by fixing your brother’s
broken car with a paperclip. But, don’t get greedy and use that money to buy three bootleg
games and then try to buy two more bootleg games,
in the same afternoon, before you’ve even played
those first three games because you might end up in
Marky412’s book of memories. And, if you meet a pedophile
in a chatroom tell the cops so they can send him to prison where his ass will get
filled with street justice. And, don’t let this experience turn you off to the internet, as a whole, because there’s some
pretty cool stuff online and your dad looks at boobs
while you’re at school. See you next time, on A Very Special Episode. (booming)
(squeaking)

100 Comments

  1. R F said:

    Holy shit man

    July 24, 2019
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  2. Without being Mean said:

    "Worst kind of basement?". Meanwhile at the Ramsy residence. 😂

    July 24, 2019
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  3. C L said:

    I remember watching this episode. Good times.

    July 24, 2019
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  4. rikardotsamsiyu said:

    Is that Beto O'Rourke?

    July 24, 2019
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  5. badypinkprincess17 said:

    How did I not know this show exsisted

    July 24, 2019
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  6. Painis Vergina said:

    When I saw this episode as a kid, I had no idea what was goin on, kinda funny seeing this put it into perspective now as an adult

    July 25, 2019
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  7. Kriskazam said:

    Bootlegged games?

    July 25, 2019
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  8. bean guru said:

    I remember this episode lol. Still not as cringey as the different strokes "very special episode". 😂😂😂

    July 25, 2019
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  9. pumbaaj said:

    When I was a kid , there was a grown man who called himself "Marky". He would go on TV shows (even on the Nikelodeon channel) and tell people to "feel the vibrations".) He sold tons of videos and cds ….and got away with it.

    July 25, 2019
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  10. the cup RM throws in the Run MV said:

    “rides off into the sunset of his innocence” omg 😂

    July 25, 2019
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  11. Bubba Bexley said:

    Shows in the 90s really hit home, with real issues!

    July 25, 2019
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  12. Against SOS said:

    Low key it was kinda funny when the narrator make tj say “hey what the shit” lol. But Fr I like how old shows would make serious subjects like these actually educational and show the real dangers of the subject. I don’t even think shows now know how to really connect with an audience on serious subject and I ain’t even an old head my ass is gen z

    July 25, 2019
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  13. Bom Is Queen said:

    The explanation you do has me laughing so much. "Hey man what the shit"

    July 25, 2019
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  14. Last King said:

    2:05 worst game of all time? Lol no. that’s the future.

    July 25, 2019
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  15. AJG said:

    So THATS how Tony Hawk Ride's beta looked

    July 25, 2019
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  16. DC Reloaded said:

    I’m gonna need you to take a seat..

    July 25, 2019
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  17. RamMan Banks said:

    Was it Jeffery Epstein or was it Trump? Hmmm Bill Clinton? All of the above

    July 25, 2019
    Reply
  18. Ryan Ochoa said:

    I do not remember this.

    July 26, 2019
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  19. Dat nigga Roger said:

    They had to make him a middle aged white guy hahaha

    July 26, 2019
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  20. Rahul Patel said:

    Where his ass will get filled with street justice 😂😂😂

    July 26, 2019
    Reply
  21. BFswithGFs said:

    I guess the commentary is supposed to be funny but honestly Smart guy was brave to tackle this subject. Obviously they cared

    July 26, 2019
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  22. JabarikJay said:

    Subscribed! This was funny

    July 26, 2019
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  23. Tim_GRIFTER_Tool said:

    Was the pedophile based on donald trump?

    July 26, 2019
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  24. OGBLAIZE PRODUCTIONZ said:

    They say the game rocks because they’re dumb 😂

    July 26, 2019
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  25. Josh Flowers said:

    Hey Man What the Shit

    July 26, 2019
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  26. Boon said:

    This wasn't very funny

    July 27, 2019
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  27. Chris Camp said:

    "Where his ass will get filled with street justice."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    July 27, 2019
    Reply
  28. undericesinger said:

    Not that funny. Seems like Will Ferrell and others enjoy pedophiles.

    July 27, 2019
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  29. Krissy S said:

    Holy hell thats dark

    July 27, 2019
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  30. TimTime said:

    00:31 thank you youtube for knowing I'm working night shift tonight

    July 28, 2019
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  31. Nick Falletta said:

    Jesus! Who would've known that Noel Gallagher would turn out to be a pedophile?

    July 28, 2019
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  32. Jason Jacquet said:

    This stuff is freaky as hell. I came home one time to find a party that my room mate had and an underage girl, probably like 12, was there and when I asked her to leave I got a cussing out. Then I gave a few minutes and asked again with the same response. Finally I sat down next to her and yelled "get out!" She stood up, looked right at me and slammed my head into a glass table almost knocking me unconscious. Then the cops showed up and it gets even better.

    July 29, 2019
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  33. Daniel Strauss said:

    Omg you remember this? How messed up

    July 29, 2019
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  34. The Elite One said:

    I mean pirating games is wrong but this was the late 90's and new PS1 and N64 games were expensive as shit so I would pirate them as well

    July 29, 2019
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  35. Marcos Baladez said:

    For the 90's, that would've been a sick game fym

    July 29, 2019
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  36. tcdahn7 said:

    Is that a collection of hue cards on marky412's basement wall?

    July 29, 2019
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  37. Barbs Hairline said:

    A real actor will play any role.

    July 30, 2019
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  38. different Jelly said:

    They are in Kevin Spaceys basement.

    July 30, 2019
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  39. Genxtasy 99 said:

    That actor looks creepy. Good casting

    July 30, 2019
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  40. jordan jackson said:

    i thought this was in full house because i saw teddy i-

    July 30, 2019
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  41. RoyalOutcast said:

    “They say the game rocks because they’re dumb” lmao I will never forget this episode. Really good lesson that can be learned from it, however he would’ve never made it out of that basement alive in real life.

    July 30, 2019
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  42. RoyalOutcast said:

    Please do some of 90s sitcom ‘kenan & kel’😅

    July 30, 2019
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  43. Rofee305 said:

    I was just thinking about this episode yesterday.

    July 31, 2019
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  44. Brandin Zinck said:

    Shout outs to Jim Fyfe for his portrayal of Marky412.

    July 31, 2019
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  45. William Franklin said:

    Im weak asf the narrator funny asf

    July 31, 2019
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  46. Tanya Tanya said:

    The narrator is hilarious 😂

    August 1, 2019
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  47. Rocky Delgado said:

    zack morris is trash…lol

    August 1, 2019
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  48. Mrimaluigi said:

    This episode always creeped me out. I mean why would TJ disrespectfully decline that mans hospitality. Not so smart after all.

    August 2, 2019
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  49. JustJess said:

    Wow this episode is really scary

    August 2, 2019
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  50. unseenufo said:

    Lol, i forgot thry were black. Woke since 9 suckas. Used to be my fave show.

    August 3, 2019
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  51. A B said:

    Wasnt this kid in fullhouse in the 90s?

    August 3, 2019
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  52. Artliker1234 said:

    “Ass will get filled with street justice”

    August 3, 2019
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  53. Jamal Young said:

    Lol 😆 😆 he did not say that

    August 3, 2019
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  54. M . A Campbell said:

    Add some creepy stalker music and you have the perfect midday stalker movie

    August 4, 2019
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  55. Kareem Jordan said:

    Thank god for software cracks.

    August 4, 2019
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  56. lisa l said:

    omg the commentary😂 but sick, that man does look like a real pedo🤢

    August 5, 2019
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  57. 3mit said:

    STREET JUSTICE!!! FIST UP IN THE AIR

    August 6, 2019
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  58. Blessed said:

    Nowadays is impossible to find things like that on Disney XD

    August 6, 2019
    Reply
  59. Tara Steele said:

    Wtf kind of episode was this?? What the shit??

    August 7, 2019
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  60. Milli Macro said:

    Rides off into the sunset of his innocence

    August 8, 2019
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  61. WokeFromTheMatrix SpreadTheTruth said:

    Just look at all the old Disney stars now or any hellywood actor/actress. Remember the Nickelodeon "scandals" with pedophiles? Just search duckduckgo for "Hollywood pedophiles" and you will find so many hits. A good video to watch on this is Strangerthanfictions "what they haven't told you Mel Gibson & Shia LaBeouf the meltdown". Beware if anyone tries to scout your children!

    August 8, 2019
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  62. Robert R said:

    Oh my gawrd i remember ads for this

    August 8, 2019
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  63. Britaniegh smk said:

    I remember this

    August 9, 2019
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  64. INTRUDE USER said:

    This video is gay and stupid

    August 10, 2019
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  65. Bruce Wayne said:

    Why don't you take a seat over there

    August 10, 2019
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  66. Respect/Walk said:

    Best game evvvver

    August 10, 2019
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  67. Respect/Walk said:

    According to Libby's pedophiles ate born that way and need understanding and compassion not prison

    August 10, 2019
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  68. INDIGO T.V. said:

    I didn't really understand this show when I was younger,but I do now….. pretty dark 😬

    August 10, 2019
    Reply
  69. live from the 717 said:

    "Where his ass will get filled with street justice" I had to subscribe after that bit.

    August 11, 2019
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  70. Welcome back to the Chan Chan said:

    It's official i'm never having kids.

    August 12, 2019
    Reply
  71. David McCartney said:

    Just don’t let your seven-year-old child go on chat rooms Without at least a Monitoring

    August 12, 2019
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  72. Fuji said:

    Who writes the scripts for these shows? Michael jackson

    August 13, 2019
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  73. Saira Darugar said:

    The worst basement to be in

    August 14, 2019
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  74. YungDrew said:

    would be coo if u jus posted up the episodes and not talked lol

    August 14, 2019
    Reply
  75. Aidan Gallagher said:

    Total. Pros..

    August 15, 2019
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  76. Rico Conti said:

    Why are all theses kids black??? Dont white kids get taken advantage of ??? Yes most of them are white folks.

    August 15, 2019
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  77. georgina cat said:

    This is just a modern bicycle man

    August 15, 2019
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  78. Shirlee Bostrom said:

    One other thing Zack Morris is Trash!😂

    August 19, 2019
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  79. Ryan Sim said:

    Tomb Raider wasn't released when this came out….so they guessed a game that became a game. Neat!

    August 20, 2019
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  80. Lizzie Allen said:

    Something I just thought of, I know there are some pedophiles that will rape both boys and girls, but does anybody else think it's more likely Marky412 took orders to supply material to other pedophiles?

    August 20, 2019
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  81. Geforce2187 said:

    Let's take a picture to remember the day we spilled the paint

    August 22, 2019
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  82. king of games and anime said:

    it sure is lucky they ended up in the basement of the one pedophile on earth who gets a kid into their basement and then lets them leave.

    August 26, 2019
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  83. Luis _ said:

    Page stuck to Melissa lol not cool

    August 27, 2019
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  84. Mangplamatada Von yiurs said:

    There not dumb kids there kids you gotta teach them

    August 28, 2019
    Reply
  85. i_am_gohan92 said:

    This was a very serious episode as a kid for me.

    August 28, 2019
    Reply
  86. Sean O. Gamalson said:

    Clowns of War?

    August 28, 2019
    Reply
  87. R. Whitaker said:

    "His ass will get filled with street justice".
    OMG I'm trying to do my respiratory treatment while watching these, and it's making me laugh and I have to start over.

    August 29, 2019
    Reply
  88. Lone Wanderer said:

    Jail logic we will punish rapist with rape from other rapist who will be seen as doing a good deed but are probably in jail for rape because they have no qualms with raping a dude in prison 😂

    August 30, 2019
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  89. Chloe Guevara said:

    “where his ass will get filled with street justice “ 😭😭

    August 30, 2019
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  90. Pastel Purple said:

    This was freaking hilarious I love this

    August 30, 2019
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  91. XkidXuglyX said:

    'Send him to prison so his ass can get filled with street justice'
    Prison Rape Jokes are still funny in 2018 /s /s /s

    September 1, 2019
    Reply
  92. Chat Noir said:

    HORRIBLE PARENTING nothing smart here

    September 3, 2019
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  93. chris lucero said:

    He had $65 couldnt he just buy the game at the store why go to pedophile?

    September 5, 2019
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  94. Rebecca Hopkins said:

    “WHERE HIS ASS WILL GET FILLED WITH STREET JUSTICE” 😂👍

    September 5, 2019
    Reply
  95. Ethan Mandelson said:

    My home economics teacher in middle school showed us this episode in class which was weird since this isn’t a topic we learn about in that class lol

    September 9, 2019
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  96. qook 15 said:

    Clowns of War sounds fucking hardcore🤡🤡🔫🔫

    September 9, 2019
    Reply
  97. ZenobiatheAngry BlackWomanRussell said:

    How did he get out of jail in the first place…

    September 9, 2019
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  98. Charles Van Noland said:

    "Marky412" as in "Marky is for 12-year olds"

    September 10, 2019
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  99. Kush kingOnyx said:

    i literally watch this show even till this day haha…..Moe the king of disney

    September 10, 2019
    Reply
  100. Dorian Green said:

    I like that comic book rack.

    September 12, 2019
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