The Internet Will Turn You Into a Jerk – Blark and Son


– Stop sitting in
front of your computer wishing you were a better
version of yourself. Stop allowing your friends
to jack all the babes that belong to you. It is your duty to grab
the bull by the dick and listen to your
best bud, Rock O Flash, ’cause I’m taking
you to the top baby. You think I bought this
mansion and made all my money acting like the
old me, (beeps) no. Throw the old you away. Remember my 28 rules to live
by, force people to like you. Number 11, smack your way
to success, yes, I said it. Hit people. Your hands are alarm clocks,
waking up the normal population to the new you. What do we think
about those normies? (snores) They’re boring. Rule 12, you are
what you say you are. I’ve officiated countless
weddings, am I ordained? Hell no I’m not ordained. Are you kidding me? Rule 13, 14, and
15, buy the glasses, successful people wear a
constant emotional mask. Link in bio. – No more crying about Regina,
no more feeling like a loser, embrace the new, take it all. (sniffs) I am Son O Flash. (rock music) – Son, I made a cake version
of that Himalayan plane crash I was in. (dramatic music) (yells) – Smack that, cake is
empty calories old man. – That was an ice
cream therapy cake son. We were supposed to re-eat my
friends in sweet treat form to help me work
through the guilt of what I had to do to survive. – Rule 20, the past is trash. Son O Flash don’t
like that sugar dirt. What up, what up? – While it was rough
surviving off human flesh, but at least no one
smacked it out of my hands. (sad music) – I’m sorry dad, that
was mean, my bad, hey look down
there, I think some of your cake is still chill. (smacks) – A-man As-ra-el. – Right in the
sneezer you geezer. You just got double timed. Rule number eight,
deception is cool, with a little rule five,
don’t just beat your opponent, shame them. – I made that cake to that
when Regina and Zeke get here we can eat my dead
friends together. I can see now the only
dead friend here is you. (slams) – Whatever, when the
homies come over, they’re going to
love the new me. They’re gonna have to. (rock music) – [Old Man] Son. – [Son] Not now dad. – [Old Man] Hey son. – [Son] Get out. – [Old Man] I love you son. (laughs) – [Zeke] The village elder
rides up on his unicorn and presents you with
modest bouquet of flowers, he hopes this small
but meaningful token and the gratitude of his
people will be enough reward for slaying the hyper-kraken. – Well it’s not. Chill-bro refuses the offer
and smacks that bundle of weeds he demands the elders
unicorn as payment. – Son, what are you doing? – Rule four, don’t stop
squeezing when you got ’em by the balls baby. Now’s the perfect time
to renegotiate the deal. – But we swore a secret
oath to save the village of the elder pixies. – Chill-bro Braggins,
barbarian investor playboy, doesn’t give a sniff
about his word. Rule nine, truth is
what you make it. – The elder reluctantly hands
over his majestic companion. – Bingo, baby. Chill-bro slits the unicorns
throat and starts sawing off that shiny horn. – You have to roll the die
to see if that can happen. – Bam. Chill-bro stuffs the magical
horn into his designer satchel, snaps a pic and
sends it to the boys, the group chat goes crazy. – The last of the proud
unicorns fall to the ground. It’s sad sparkling eyes look up, a single rainbow tear
falls down her cheek and with that, silence. – Son, what is
going on with you? Chill-bro Braggins is
ruining our reputation on Triple Earth. (laughs) – Babe you are nuts,
Chill-bro is mad friendly. – Friendly? First you pranked the ice hawk
and took a dump in her nest, then you stole the secret
acorn from the world tree causing the moon of
smiles to implode. And then, (giggles)
after he gifted you the bracelet of respect, you
nut tapped Griminger the Wise. – That was a power move, okay? Had to establish dominance
early in the meeting, rule 24. – I wish Sunfred had
come on this adventure in place of Chill-bro,
he’s true hero. – Sunfred isn’t a hero,
Sunfred is a weakling who wishes he was someone else. Sunfred sits at his
computer all day and he hates himself. – Since when does Sunfred
the paladin have a computer? – (mumbles) I meant
his spell book. Whatever, you know what? Chill-bro is pissed. He orders the villagers
to line up by height, and each stick out their good
hand and he grabs his sword, – I stab Chill-bro on the
back before he can terrorize the elder pixies. – Critical hit,
Chill-bro falls dead, villagers give somber
cheer as victory is quickly overshadowed by
tragic loss of last unicorn. – Whatever, ya’ll a bunch of
storm-tastic snoozes anyway. I’m a get my rule book
and see if Chill-bro can haunt you
literal backstabbers. (dramatic music) So what if the unicorn
was the purest creature on Triple Earth, rule number 16, if you can make
a profit, off it. Hey dad I got a riddle for ya. What animal is magical,
the last of it’s kind, and super (beeps) dead. (dramatic music) – I’m so sorry I ate you Larry. (weeps) – I guess this is just
the way people treat you when you’ve unlocked it. – [Regina] I don’t know
what’s up with him. – Yeah, I can’t believe
he dipped his balls in the fountain of rejuvenation. It’s like why would you
want super young balls? – Yeah. – Which means you still
have old penis, you know? – Yeah, I know Zeke. – It’s like why have
super young balls, only to have image
ruined by ancient penis. – Zeke, okay, I
get it, honestly, I just wish he’s snap
out of it and go back to the son we all like. – And from straight on,
just stay with me here, young, fresh balls would
be so hard to appreciate beyond overhang
of antique penis. – Zeke, I get it. – Why don’t they dig the new me? – Maybe because it’s
not the real you? – Whoa, what are
you doing up there? – Well it is a Wednesday
evening and I always do my inverted abdominal workout. Minimizes workout time while
it maximizes the effect. – Oh, just like rule number, – Just like nothing boy,
let me ask you a question. Why’d you saw the
unicorns horn off? – To send a sweet
pic to the boys? – Other than that? – ’cause you can
make money off it. – And why can you make
money off a unicorn horn? – ’cause there’s only one
unicorn in all of Triple Earth? – So the unicorn is valuable
because it’s unique? – Yeah, I guess, maybe? – Then why are you trying to
be another blank-faced soldier in Rocko’s army of imbeciles? Now I used to know a boy who
lived at the end of this hall, who was one of the most unique,
stubborn, funny, (beeps) up unicorns I ever met. And I liked that boy, be a
shame if I never saw him again. (groans) (sad music) – [Tv] Throw the old you
away, buy the glasses, smack your way to success,
take it all, buy the glasses, don’t forget to buy
the shadow booklet with up to 20 extra rules,
including rule number 35, throw your friends and
family away, do it alone, always carry nun
chucks, you never know. Rule number 37, buy
the (beeps) glasses. (soft music) – Hey guys, sorry I was
being such a troll dong, is there any room on
this quest for a paladin with plus 12 regret for
being mean to his friends? (laughs) – Of course, join the
feast, the village decided to cook the unicorn to
celebrate death of Chill-bro. – You know they say unicorn meat is the sweetest in existence. – Why I hunger so, I
could’ve consumed a horse, or horned equivalent. (laughs) – Glad to have you back son. By the way, that
guy Rock O Flash, turns out he’s a
bestiality pedofile. (dramatic music) (laughs) He’s a puppet (beeps) (funky music) – [Man] Sweet. (upbeat music)

100 Comments

  1. McOyster 1 said:

    The worst thing about this show is the intro

    February 13, 2019
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  2. Ak Shooter 7 said:

    That's how you make weird shit funny!

    February 13, 2019
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  3. ssian5678 said:

    "Why you tryna be another blank-face Soulja?"

    February 13, 2019
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  4. Badguy said:

    Son looks particularly "jewy".

    February 13, 2019
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  5. Protogen Virus said:

    R.i.p Larry. 1930-2018

    February 14, 2019
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  6. PassDaWeed420 said:

    1:39 sounds like most rappers who makes weird noises

    February 14, 2019
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  7. Matt Ragan said:

    I can't get enough of these guys. Those mouths tho.

    February 14, 2019
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  8. AustinTheRice said:

    Son becomes a pua

    February 14, 2019
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  9. Darth Swagger said:

    THE SON IS SOOOO UGLY

    February 14, 2019
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  10. Depression said:

    its jimmy!

    February 14, 2019
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  11. John Perri said:

    Anyone else catch Jimmy Tatro???

    February 15, 2019
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  12. PersianinSweden said:

    Dad is going through some real shit this episode!

    February 15, 2019
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  13. Geese Howard said:

    The bald guy is the least creepy of the puppets

    February 15, 2019
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  14. JoelKG said:

    BRRRA BRRRAโœŒ๐Ÿผ

    February 16, 2019
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  15. Mel Gibson said:

    Is that you scott storch?

    February 16, 2019
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  16. BolbousMonkeyGaming said:

    Was that jimmy tatro at the beginning

    February 16, 2019
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  17. slitor said:

    You guys should totally be doing the next Spitting Image.

    February 16, 2019
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  18. ChibiYui 0.0 said:

    wait any1 know what the song was

    February 16, 2019
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  19. slitor said:

    Things fall into place now, he has a purple heart and he survived a plane crash.
    I'm guessing all those near death experiences stuck him into a permanent High On Life/Carpe Diem state….which is possibly the most hated characteristic for any teenager to have to suffer.

    Its the ultimate inconvenient Dad!

    February 16, 2019
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  20. FreeFalling Air said:

    cant get enough of his shit, N poor Larry

    "I cant believe he dipped his balls into the fountain of rejuvenation", "Why have fresh new balls to be overshadowed by ancient penis?"

    February 16, 2019
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  21. FreeFalling Air said:

    "HES A PUPPY FU*KER!!!"

    February 16, 2019
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  22. pootie tang said:

    I fucking love blark .

    February 17, 2019
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  23. Scrappa said:

    I love this show!

    February 17, 2019
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  24. Tom Robinson said:

    Real nam hours from blark

    February 18, 2019
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  25. ฦคฦ ฦฆฦ˜ ฦคฦ–ะ„ said:

    5:45

    February 18, 2019
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  26. Mr. MnM said:

    8:45 โ€œBestiality Pedophile?! What does that even mean?!!??!
    8:50 Never mind. Wish I didnโ€™t ask

    February 18, 2019
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  27. Timothy Vandaal said:

    Grab the bulp bye the dick ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    February 19, 2019
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  28. Shitstorm said:

    Made me think of Thai Lopez

    February 19, 2019
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  29. The Night said:

    HE'S A PUPPY FUCKER LMAO

    February 19, 2019
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  30. Spooks McGhie said:

    Wait… I'm just now noticing
    His actual name is "Son"?

    February 20, 2019
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  31. Corlee611 said:

    โ€œHell no Iโ€™m not ordained.โ€

    February 20, 2019
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  32. Bear Bones said:

    I keep coming back to hear Fletch say puppy fucker

    February 21, 2019
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  33. Quinn Mcmahon said:

    Jimmy tatro

    February 21, 2019
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  34. Sunil Dip said:

    Is that Jimmy Tatro?

    February 21, 2019
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  35. Denis Kvashnin said:

    this show is a masterpiece

    February 21, 2019
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  36. Gameuurr said:

    Anyone know the name of the song that plays when Blark shows Son his Himalayan plane crash cake/him eating the dummy of Larry? Or at the very least, the genre of music?

    February 21, 2019
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  37. Keswarnath Ragbar said:

    Just say Blark .๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†. Liberall backstabers.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    February 23, 2019
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  38. Dominique Stevenson said:

    Rule 20. The past is trash, SonOflash dont like dat sugar dirt. ๐Ÿค™ Bdup Bdup

    February 23, 2019
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  39. Kevin Johnson said:

    To be honest tho, i have also nut tapped to gain dominance

    February 24, 2019
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  40. Nivram Smith said:

    I was dying when the dude behind the monitor wouldnโ€™t shut up about the young balls.

    February 26, 2019
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  41. 1rk3n said:

    this show is severely underrated

    February 26, 2019
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  42. Mark Henderson said:

    Iโ€™d like to have young balls because mine look old and saggy even though theyโ€™re still young. I do have large balls.

    March 1, 2019
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  43. red nasorwerd said:

    i love this episode MY NOSTRILE who the f would thumbs down this video? the world is a sick place.

    March 2, 2019
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  44. Stay puft Vlogs said:

    One of the guys on the cake looks like baldi from baldies basiccs

    March 3, 2019
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  45. Christopher Parks-Johnston said:

    Anyone else notice the rules on sons door change every episode

    March 4, 2019
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  46. Dillon337 said:

    Rule 35 throw your friends and family away! DO IT ALONE!

    March 4, 2019
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  47. King Lurch said:

    That song brings back memories I never had

    March 4, 2019
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  48. Nista ilegalno180 said:

    Last 10 seconds hahahahahahahahaha

    March 5, 2019
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  49. Paulie said:

    that's definitely LifeAccordingToJimmy in the start.

    March 5, 2019
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  50. Keswarnath Ragbar said:

    Oh i see .Blark son name is fred.ZEKE and REGINA mention his name .โ˜บ

    March 5, 2019
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  51. Ancientkoala said:

    anyone else like just listening to the audio and not watching the video?

    March 6, 2019
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  52. Trevin R said:

    I don't know why this was made, but I'm glad

    March 6, 2019
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  53. Mark Henderson said:

    I'm sorry I ate you Larry!

    March 8, 2019
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  54. OsUpREAPER 1 said:

    Fletch has the power to pop up in random places …and can move his glasses perfectly by shaking his head

    March 12, 2019
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  55. J Mack said:

    HE'S A PUPPY FUCKER.

    March 13, 2019
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  56. An Alarming Number Of Bees said:

    Ah! Right in my nost-rile!

    March 14, 2019
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  57. jiaming Yu said:

    Jimmy tatro @LAJ so this is what youโ€™ve been doing?

    March 16, 2019
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  58. jiaming Yu said:

    @LifeAccordingToJimmy bruh, what about your channel??

    March 16, 2019
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  59. Tyler Holbrook said:

    โ€œAhh my nos-trile!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

    March 17, 2019
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  60. Jeffrey Caruso said:

    Poor regina

    March 24, 2019
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  61. Andrew Kelley said:

    Me and my dad really liked your episodes please make new ones

    March 24, 2019
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  62. Michael Cook said:

    god damn when his dad rushes in his room it sounds like he is tarring the wood of the frame๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    April 5, 2019
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  63. Paul Velasquez said:

    The bald guy reminds me of Pit Bull.

    April 6, 2019
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  64. Mimik said:

    Fletch is a good dad, and heโ€™s not even the dad character. Heโ€™s just a black guy living in Sonโ€™s closet.

    April 8, 2019
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  65. Top Leaf Entertainment. Co said:

    My reaction to John K being a pedophile 8:47

    April 12, 2019
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  66. Tom Mitchell said:

    Rule # 28 .. Always carry nunchucks ! Love this show!

    April 12, 2019
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  67. Nutshell In a shell said:

    Why doesnโ€™t the dad beat the shit out of his kid

    April 12, 2019
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  68. UniKorny said:

    Rocko flash was a bestiality pedophile. I guess he fucked baby sheep?
    this is the funniest show in a long time. Love it!

    April 14, 2019
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  69. pkleaf said:

    "He's a puppie fucker!"
    10/10

    April 14, 2019
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  70. Matchlock said:

    "Why have super young balls only to have image ruined by ancient penis"
    LMAO I died.

    April 16, 2019
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  71. SillyDouglas said:

    antique penis

    April 19, 2019
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  72. Lewis S said:

    Why was he in that plane crash? I thought he was living on social security checks, did he hide in the luggage compartments?

    April 19, 2019
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  73. Vladimir Stroganoff said:

    He's a puppy fucker!

    April 20, 2019
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  74. YCCCm7 said:

    Seriously, though. Why would you want young balls, but an old, wrinkly penis?

    April 20, 2019
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  75. R H said:

    Any idea what the Himalayan song is?

    April 21, 2019
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  76. Ivan Cipta said:

    Unpopular opinion : Regina's sarcasm giggle made my day

    April 22, 2019
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  77. lunch boxx said:

    Love this show deff has that old school crank yankers vibe with the dark humor and just randomness makes the perfect show

    April 22, 2019
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  78. IAN 4000 said:

    This show is high art.

    April 23, 2019
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  79. Michael McCarthy said:

    He was a puppy fucker

    April 23, 2019
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  80. CaptainHAX Gaming said:

    The plane crash cake WTF

    April 24, 2019
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  81. Tanner McCoy said:

    Robot come to Blark house

    April 25, 2019
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  82. William Bover said:

    The end of the show though asf

    April 25, 2019
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  83. Cyris Ikahihifo-Manuel said:

    With both direction and magnitude 4:17 VECTOR, thatโ€™s me, cause Iโ€™m committing crime, with both direction and magnitude

    April 25, 2019
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  84. Hi imaperson said:

    5:45 is literally me.

    April 26, 2019
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  85. Madison Wasilewski said:

    Love it

    April 28, 2019
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  86. insane caliber said:

    1 like 1 pray for larry

    April 29, 2019
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  87. BadWalmartCustomerService.Com said:

    4. Donโ€™t stop squeezing when you got them by the balls
    5. Donโ€™t just beat your opponent, shame them.
    8. Deception is cool
    9. The truth is what you make it
    11.Smack your way to success
    12. You are what you say you are
    13. Buy the glasses
    14. Buy the glasses
    15. Buy the glasses
    16. If you can make a profit, off it.
    20. The past is trash
    24. Assert dominance early in the meeting
    ?. Minimize workout time while maximizing the effect.
    35. Throw you friends and family away.
    37. Buy the (beeps) glasses!

    April 29, 2019
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  88. Brenda Perry said:

    I think I seen baldi on the cake

    May 1, 2019
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  89. expozed _wintrr said:

    1:13 911 be like

    May 1, 2019
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  90. steven smith said:

    Always show humility and mercy is what i learned

    May 1, 2019
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  91. Kaleido Bot said:

    Rock o flash is basically logan paul

    May 16, 2019
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  92. King elmo said:

    Never thought id hear puppy humper today

    May 18, 2019
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  93. Willzb2000 said:

    The song that played during the cake scene and black eating a fake person for some reason seems to be this still not sure though

    cantigas de amigo ondas do mar de vigo

    May 18, 2019
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  94. TerminalCarrion said:

    I mean, Iโ€™d always assumed blark had eaten human flesh. I just though it might not have been in a life or death situation. He seems the type to just get…curious

    May 21, 2019
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  95. Zephlord The Snake God said:

    Dude these are the best to watch high

    May 23, 2019
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  96. AP AMVs said:

    The actor who plays Son…is Mclovin from Superbad! How could I not have noticed?

    May 30, 2019
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  97. Kirst Con said:

    So I guess Blark was in the Andes plain crash.

    May 30, 2019
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  98. Joseph Olufson said:

    " i made that cake so we can eat my dead friends together"

    June 4, 2019
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  99. Magic Yeti said:

    #37

    June 6, 2019
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  100. Elijah Isaac said:

    Did anyone else "run away" and steal glasses slot?

    July 25, 2019
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