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hello I'm John Cena doing my best Lance Russell and welcome to wrestling support at sea-cocks three four eight four interesting would love to hit someone over the head with a folding chair like they do in wrestling matches how does this person always end up being okay that's a fair question here's the honest answer the people aren't okay it is a steel folding chair and you get hit with it it hurts like a swarm of killer bees devouring your soul it hurts when you think we get up and we're okay we're not bruises breaks tears we are trained professionals and this is our job to actually do this I don't know why anyone would want to do it for recreation so leave that stuff to us next at lives 93 I wonder if John Cena still owns this costume I never owned that costume I didn't own the wig I didn't own the gold chain I didn't know the jacket it was lovely I wish I had because I would walk around most of my days with this this is one of the most attractive photos of me ever taken whoever does own this costume if you are in the business of renting it I I have some money and I I may want to may want to rent it for private or public time franchise creatively spelled with a pH 19 who currently is the best wrestler in the world well we're in a business of accomplishment and championships of the height of that accomplishment so right now I would say a combination of Alexa bliss Charlotte Flair Brock Lesnar and AJ Styles those are our four top tier champions they are the four best in the world at get to be fit John Cena with exclamation point what is a revenge like I've never heard of it before I did see it on the WWE website in the live tour what's that god bless so after a big event where you have a very important match there are winners and there are losers but we never stop our we have our Super Bowl on Sunday and we don't take an offseason we have a television the next day so then we go out on tour and call it a revenge tour which if you were a loser in that important match it's kind of like you get another chance with not as many people watching and headwall my roommate and I drew you do you like it please respond I do like it the proportions are realistic the shape of the skull and the attitude as a smile on my face in both occasions that's also realistic and it seems as if I have a mason jar in my pants on one of them so I frequently walk around with a mason jar in my pants and they were very realistic to that as well at em Leigh Hearon why the dudes on wrestling have no body hair it's so weird they are so shiny and smooth yeah it's a turn-off to metrosexual well the laws of attraction are different for everyone technically there is a reason for no body hair if you have long leg or arm hair someone can grab it to picture someone grabbing your hair which is why I keep my $6 fade the way it is that hurts and if you're covered in oil people can't grab you which is why guys tend to wear small outfits as well now you can be as judgmental as you want but when you're in the thick of it and someone is trying to break you in half you want to have every single advantage you can I advantage in 90s fashion and I don't use oil but I do man scape from the eyebrows down I wear jean shorts just because people are scared by the very presence of a grown man wearing something from the 90s a velociraptor how do WWE wrestlers even get hired they have to show up in costume give their audition directly to Vinnie Mac that would be Vince McMahon people have different paths how was I hired I was sought out by WWE recruiters I was wrestling in small town flea markets and outdoor barbecues in front of minimal people and was seen and someone said hey would you like a chance at wrestling in front of larger crowds to which I said absolutely but for different folks they have different paths you have people like Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey that have been successful in other ventures and have found their way to WWE so it's different for everybody has there ever been in an audition where people show up in costume and talk directly to the owner of the company absolutely @ TJ hunter 90 what age is appropriate to use your son to practice WWE moves hash tag SRS if you have a son and you are thinking of using him to practice your WWE moves I would suggest leaning more towards counseling as a parent instead of asking me that question at f80 fries how do wrestlers come up with their wrestling names for example Seth Rollins you would think that that's his real name but it's not my process was very complex you see the name John Cena is not my real name my name is dick hammer Busch and it's a very difficult government name to use because of the connotation it provides so in thinking of a fake name they thought of John Cena simply eight characters two syllables throw some trumpets behind it that it just works why don't I use dick hammer Bush because that is just not who I am I'm John Cena at blue MD what's it like in a cage match it's like trying to escape a cage or win a match at this same at TFC hooligans 69 I prefer DFC hooligans 68 oh you won when one is training to become a wrestler how beneficial would it be to you as a wrestler to also study a particular martial art I'm going to say beneficial but not for the reason you're thinking because studying a particular martial art will also expand your horizons you also get a good awareness about how the body moves and the principles of basic martial arts it kind of gave you stuff you can take with you outside of the mat so yes all good but for reasons different than you may see at the highwayman 84 under which one he likes at set mace what is it like to work with Vince McMahon what is he like as a person he is unbelievable it's fantastic to work for Vince McMahon because he demands the best of everyone who he works with and I say with because you were treated like a part of the family and he demands the best and that's one thing but he gives you his absolute best every single day and that's another it's been an honor to sit under his learning tree for almost two decades at UT T Rob what is the most dangerous move in wrestling with this emoji next to it they're all dangerous I think the most impactful one ever designed is a move that I've created that I did not think would catch on we're simply where you wave your hand in front of your face and say you can't see me now I know out there the wrestling purists are going to pull their hair out but think of this my friends has there ever been another performer to wave his hand in front of his face and be given an actual superpower think think to yourself how many times you've seen on your precious internet pictures of myself another human being and you write comments of like but there's no one over your shoulder Rob how did you take a picture with John Cena this has made me invisible top that so interweb I always love chatting wrestling WWE and sports entertainment with you so I'm John Cena and thank you for watching 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21 Comments

  1. Kevin Dunn said:

    Alexa bliss Charlotte flair brock Lesnar?🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    June 28, 2019
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  2. That’s-Greena said:

    Roman regins not top5??

    June 28, 2019
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  3. Escanor said:

    Hey there's a man talking but I can't see him!!

    June 28, 2019
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  4. Megamind ROHIT said:

    Who's the best in the world ???
    Ans: CM PUNK!!!

    June 28, 2019
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  5. Gamer Toxic said:

    John cena.

    In :2012
    In:2017i
    In2018
    In2011

    John cena has time machine

    June 28, 2019
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  6. Kayden Tiger Chua said:

    Are you still enemy’s with the rock

    June 28, 2019
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  7. CryptoEducationHub said:

    John Cena looks like Jim Carrey in Me, Myself and Irene

    June 28, 2019
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  8. CreeperSkullDZ said:

    Wth i don't see anything

    June 28, 2019
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  9. The viper said:

    You guys should bring in Bear Grylls

    June 28, 2019
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  10. Cutebloop Owo said:

    0:27 my depression.

    June 28, 2019
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  11. John Soap Mactavish said:

    My left brain say wwe is fake but
    The Right brain say i agree but why i still watch it?

    June 28, 2019
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  12. Rhythm Darlami said:

    7:17
    lol

    June 28, 2019
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  13. CAMERON ! said:

    bold

    June 28, 2019
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  14. Aniggavstheworld YT said:

    Where is clean tho

    June 28, 2019
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  15. cringy hero said:

    Is wrestling acualltly scripted

    June 28, 2019
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  16. Jacob Davis, I still scraped death 10-1-2014 said:

    John Cena speaks in bold.

    June 28, 2019
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  17. Adir Mundhoss said:

    6:40 Batista eats nuts turns invisible

    June 28, 2019
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  18. Adir Mundhoss said:

    This is fake you can see him

    June 28, 2019
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  19. Hyenabro said:

    Clickbait, Cena isnt here

    June 28, 2019
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  20. Karandeep Singh said:

    And his name is JOHN CENA

    A BOOOOSHH PA PAPA PAAAAAAAA!!

    June 28, 2019
    Reply
  21. Lisa said:

    John cena should fight the invisible man

    June 28, 2019
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