Hello, and welcome to Internet Comment Etiquette. I’m thick Daddy Salvia, your host, and today we’re going to learn all about “mansplaining”. Now, I have no idea what “mansplaining” means, so let’s see if we can find a reasonable definition online [Video] Mansplaining is when men feel that we have the natural born right to explain things to a woman that are about women as well as to talk over and interrupt women as well. [Erik] Well there we go I think that’s a reasonable definit- [Video] Mansplaining is yet another shit test against men But it’s far worse than other shit tests [Erik] What’s a shit test [Video]because I’ve lived with women spent ninety percent of my childhood and teenage years talking to them and for most of that time I believe that women were being kind to me But now I understand that they were just patronizing me or trying to use me for something and covering it up by being nice. [Erik] Well that got a whole lot less reasonable as it went on but let’s thank him for the definition that he provided [Typing] Thanks for clearing that up, bitch nips almost failed a shit test in my pants to this video big ups my favorite part is when you blamed women for all your problems with women Lol, fucking Sherlock Holmes over here and warm up post. Ah shit! I already forgot what “mansplaining” means [Old time-y music] Now, before we get started let me just quick donate 50 bucks to Planned Parenthood and that’s in order to mansave myself from getting bitched at later I mean, ugh… let’s look at a video Mansplaining: The Science and I said: “Play” [Video] I’m a guy and I know why these guys do this. The bottom line is this ladies Shhtt Calm down a bit here, Kelly If it’s a legitimate rape… I’mma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time [Erik] Alright, it’s nice to have a visual to understand what it is that we’re trying to comprehend here [Video] What the science shows is that mansplaining isn’t an overused word flaming the Gender Wars It’s a cultural reference point that illustrates how women are more likely to be interrupted, less likely to speak and are continuously robbed of the benefit of the doubt It explains a nagging sinking uncertainty that millions of smart capable women feel all too frequently. [Erik] Alright well I’m sure the comment section is going to be a rich tapestry of interesting and thought-provoking conversation well fucking speak up then you cunts Go dry your vagina shut the fuck up women that believe in this are fat and unwanted to begin with fuck off Jesus fucking Christ It’s like a bomb went off in here alright. Well, let’s see if I could help these boys prepare for the shit SAT’s. [Typing] Damn, I haven’t seen this many pissed off dudes since the last time Amy Schumer opened her mouth are you guys on some kind Of mailing list it tells you when to fuck up comment sections, or is this just the natural state of things online? I wouldn’t know because I don’t waste all my fucking time calling women cunts on YouTube between popping facials on my anime sex pillow I’ve never seen a youtube video proven so effectively by its own comment section, but yo check it out All your mothers are whores and if my girlfriend ever gets pregnant I’m gonna mansplain to her that she needs to take a fucking dive. lol, The CIA has all your phones tapped. [Talking] And you’ve got mailed, but spelled M-A-L-E . You get it? You get it? Eeeh? All right. What’s the next video? “Why mansplaining is bullshit” by No Bullshit. [Video] Unless you’re on Tumblr or in some SJW Facebook group You don’t know what to make of all these fake bullshit phrases social justice warriors come up with mansplaining, patriarchy, misogyny, heteronormative, gender binary, toxic masculinity, institutional racism [Erik] Off to a great start already! [Video] “Mansplaining” is a made-up word feminist use to silence men It’s pretty sexist actually. Oh you’re talking about men one thing. We’re liking to explain everything. Yes that’s exactly what I’m talking about Yes, that’s exactly what I’m talking about [Erik] I don’t get it is that thing supposed to be who’s talking to us because that’s …Ridiculous. [Video] My producer who is a man. [Bullshit guy interrupts] And he’s a jew Shocker a Jewish man working for a media company in Manhattan doesn’t get much more stereotypical- [Erik] Yeah, alright that’s enough of that I’m going to leave my comment [Typing] I got accused of mansplaining because I was trying to tell this girl that having a vagina doesn’t make her special I mean, I’ve got an asshole. There’s basically no difference between vaginas and assholes They both do the same things and don’t even tell me men don’t understand childbirth because I ate two pounds of cheese at my buddy Jake’s house and the next day I swear I pooped out twins. Oh by the way that weird otherkin avatar of yours is one of the most obnoxious fucking things I’ve ever seen in a Youtube video. You realize the irony of representing yourself with the character that’s literally bullheaded right? Also good job picking your dream body I mean who the fuck are you trying to fool here? Can’t wait for the 100k subscriber special where you livestream your balls dropping you savage garden backup singer sounding bitch ass narc motherfucker you Should call this channel “No Testosterone” one love Salvia and I’m out like any girl unfortunate enough to catch you as a blind date [Erik talking] Aaaand mansplain! Woo man I had no idea it was gonna be such a fun topic let’s keep going what’s next? “Handling Manterrupting”. “Manterruping,” huh? Well, I didn’t know there are so many terms reserved specifically for things that men do I wonder what “manterrupting” is? Oh, I think I was talking over her explain it actually [Video] As though we’re not even there I remember the first time [Erik] Yeah, whatever next video ‘5 Ways to Shut Down a Mansplainer’ by Fusion I can already feel the white-hot rage bubbling from the comments section below. Let’s take a look at the video real quick [Video] Here’s what we have coming up in the next couple of weeks. “Yeah what I thin-” I’m just going to keep going here Dave *Fuckin’ idiots falling over their words* [Erik] And now the comments. “Fuck you, I don’t need your cuntsplaining.” “You all need to die.” “Was she on her period while making this video?” “Stop gender shaming with your sexist term. Cunts.” And so the gender war rages on let me do some reporting from the front lines here [Typing] Hey, I’m a girl and I’d love to date any of the strong opinionated men in this comments section.. There’s nothing I like more than a guy whose response to a video like this is the shit all over women. You could take a whitewater rafting adventure down my big ol wet puss-place the way this kinda talk’s got me going. I’m sure you’ve all got girlfriends who you fearlessly share these youtube comments with and bitch mark me down as JEALOUS. I mean you guys really have women figure out in that they’re all screeching harpies that want to take your balls and 9/11 them right back into your hearts until you’re just a bunch of baby juice turkey basters under the enslavement of womankind. Can’t wait to see how you guys respond to the upcoming Glengarry Glen Ross remake with an all-female cast! Chances are you’re going to need some crazy mansperimental drugs from India to keep the blood out of your anger-boners when that trailer drops. [Erik] AND MANSPLAIN!!!! Alright well I think we’re really peeling back the layers of what mansplaining is but I can’t know for sure I think we’re really peeling back the layers of what mansplaining is but I can’t know for sure until I’ve had some real human interactions on the internet Talk face to face with some women ask them what they think mansplaining is and how it affects them and why it makes them so uncomfortable and then let them know that like “Hey we don’t mean anything by it,” and my favorite way to have human interactions is of course, Younow.com. Let’s go. What does mansplaining mean, I’ve no idea? What’s mansplaining? I Don’t know what that is. What does mansplaining mean? I’m not sure I didn’t know that was a thing What is it? Um, so it’s when you hire a guy to sand down your doorframe so your door – what? Hey whats mansplaining? I have no idea. I’ve never heard of that. “Actually it’s when I trap my cat in pringles in a pringles can and send it back to the pri-pringles factory with a note attached asking for a refund” Why would you do that? Yo bro whats mansplaining mean? I don’t know what mainsplaining means, but it’s not a thing Can you just give me a random definition because so far I haven’t had a single person who knows what it means. Mansplaining is just a feminist definition for a guy explaining something that they they a disagree with. Bouncin on your boys D. Hey more power to you boy. I don’t – whatever makes you hard. Can someone mansplain to me why we’re watching a dude sleep in a car. No one fucking gives a shit commenti…..quette Alright note to self never ask questions to people on YouKnow ever again. Alright we got time for one more video let’s make it count. This is women try manspreading for a week by Buzzfeed. Oh, well manspreading is not real that’s just bullshit. [Video] Man spreading is when a man spreads his physical body to take up as much space as humanly possible. [Erik] Nah , I don’t believe in manspreading. Don’t believe it, not real. [Video] The very first day where a group of people came on they were going to a game and they were all desperate for a seat and I was taking up three seats and they started talking about personal space. Thats not even man spreading that’s just you taking up a bunch of fucking seats. To the man that is taking up too much space on the bus, on the plane, on the bench we see you. Oh you bet I got a comment for this. Uh’p nope comments disabled. Well, I guess that makes sense considering every comment section that we’ve seen so far, but unfortunately I still have a comment that I’d like to leave so why don’t we find another piece of hard-hitting journalism from Buzzfeed, and we’ll leave our comment there. Here we go, is a hot dog a sandwich? I think hot dogs are sandwiches, and I think hot dogs are not sandwiches. I believe that hot dogs are… sandwiches. Tell you what, if my son ever got a job at Buzzfeed [Erik] I’d change my name and then make a new son. [Video] If you want a hot dog how will you tell that to your friends? I would say I want a hot dog. So a hot dog is a hot dog not a muhfuckin sandwich What is the purpose of this video? Who was the guy who was holding a mic? I want his hot dog. $1 dildo vs $10 dildo. Alright, Well, I’ve got my manswer ready Heyooo popped a nasty nut to this video and now I got a big ol manstain on my carpet. I’d get my boyfriend to clean it up but he’s too busy marching for breeder rights. Don’t forget to like this comment if you’re a boy and share if you’re a girl. By the way hot dog is not a sandwich if anything it’s a taco you fucking idiots. AND POST! Ow, I just think I just mansprained my pinky oh well it was worth it for that comment. I’m totally mansatisfied with that one.
Now in conclusion as to whether mansplaining is a real problem on the internet and how to deal with it. I would say uh I don’t know. I’m not a girl [The best song plays] “Big Money Salvia, Salvia [Lyrics in the distance] Big Money Salvia! Just kidding it’s time for the comment quiz the weeeeeeeeakk What do you think is the first comment that you’ll see if just scroll down right now on this video page? Is it A) Ugh Salvia went full SJW cuck UNSUBBED
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