Gutfeld: It was tough watching Zuckerberg explain the internet


GREG: TO THE HAUSER WENT TO DC. IT IS TRUE. MARK STUCK WENT TO THE CAPITAL WHERE HE MET CREATURES OLD ENOUGH TO RIDE WOOLLY MAMMOTH ON THE FROZEN TUNDRA OF SIBERIA. THIS WAS NOT A HEARING BUT A HARD OF HEARING. [LAUGHTER] WATCHING HIM EXPLAIN HOW THE INTERNET WORKS TO PEOPLE MISTAKE IPADS FOR CUTTING BOARDS. [LAUGHTER] BUT HOW THEY PRONOUNCED CHOCOLATE.>>I LOVE A CERTAIN KIND OF CHOCOLATE.>>CHOCOLATE. GREG: I AM SCARED OF HIM. THE STRANGE MEETING BETWEEN TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS REMINDS ME OF A MOVIE.>>HE CAME FROM SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY. OUR PLANET NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE HIM. HE’S SPOKE A LANGUAGE THAT BEFUDDLED OUR GREATEST LEADERS.>>I WOULD DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN ISPS SO THERE MIGHT BE AREAS WHERE THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE REGULATION IN ONE AND LESS THAN THE OTHER.>>INTO CONFUSE THEM AND FORCING THEM TO ASK FOR RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS.>>WILL PROTECT US FROM FACEBOOK TO TRACK.>>IS PART OF THE SAME AS [INAUDIBLE] CONTRACT CAN YOU>>THE ANSWER THEM IN A LANGUAGE ONLY HE AND HIS FELLOW ALIENS UNDERSTOOD.>>I WILL HAVE MY TEAM FOLLOW UP WITH YOU.>>MY TEAM.>>WITNESSED THE INCREDIBLE STORY OF A BEING FROM ANOTHER GALAXY. HE WAS TORTURED BY HUMANS STUPIDITY. MARK ZUCKERBERG AND CARL WEATHERS.>>YOU, SON OF A [BLEEP]>>THE MARK ZUCKERBERG. [APPLAUSE] GREG: ALL RIGHT. I FELT BAD FOR THE GUY BECAUSE NO ONE GOT HIM BUT IT’S NOT ABOUT AGE BUT ABOUT KNOWLEDGE WHICH THIS CROWD LACKED. THAT HEARING IS NOT AN ARGUMENT AGAINST REGULATION AND FOR TERM LIMITS AND SMALL GOVERNMENT. IT’S A GRAMMAR IS 10% THE GENIUS THAT WE THINK HE IS HE BETTER HAVE LEFT THAT MEETING OF FULL ON LIBERTARIAN. HE WORE A SUIT, FINALLY. I AM PROUD OF HIM AND I THINK IT’S HIS FIRST.>>IS YOUR NEPHEW GRADUATING FROM HIGH SCHOOL? ARE YOU HAVING YOUR FIRST COMMUNION OR MAYBE YOU ARE GOING TO THE FUNERAL? THE FIRST SUPER GUYS WHO NEVER WORN A SUPER FOUR. IT’S DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG BOY ON YOUR BIG DAY. THAT ALL-IMPORTANT FIRST BUSY DATE.>>DO YOU WANT MY JACKET, IT’S COLD OUT?>>NO, THANK YOU.>>GUYS WEARING THAT GO TO JAIL.>>IT LOOKS GREAT AT WIDELY COVERED SENATE TESTIMONY. YOUR MOM WILL HATE YOU THE WAY YOU LOOK, WE GUARANTEE. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] GREG: JAMIE, DID YOU FEEL BAD FOR ZUCKERBERG IN QUESTION FOR TEN HOURS?>>I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF THIS. HE SPENT TEN HOURS LISTENING TO OPINIONS HE DID NOT WANT TO HEAR BEEN ASKED QUESTIONS HE DIDN’T WANT TO HEAR POST AND THAT IS WHAT IT IS LIKE TO GO ON FACEBOOK. [LAUGHTER] IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME I GO ON SO GLAD HE GOT TO EXPERIENCE IT. GREG: SHOULD THERE BE CONTENT REGULATIONS?>>I THINK THERE SHOULD BE. AT SOME POINT YOU HAVE TO AND IF I COULD PICK ONE EVERY TIME I GO ON FACEBOOK “AFTER WORDS” I FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF. FOR SOME REASON EVERYONE IS DOING ALL THESE THINGS AND I THANK YOU SHOULD HAVE TO DO SOME NEGATIVE THINGS ON FACEBOOK. WHENEVER PEOPLE POST AND SAY I DID THIS AND YOU NEVER SEE SOMEONE POST THAT I JUST GAINED 20 POUNDS OR I ATE A PIE EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST 30 DAYS AND I’M DEPRESSED AND THERE’S A PICTURE OF THEM HOLDING UP OF SMALL PAIR OF PANTIES TO FIT INTO. [LAUGHTER] GREG: I WILL SAY THOUGH, KAT, YOU DO THAT. YOU GO ON SOCIAL NETWORKS AND YOU’RE NOT ALWAYS HAPPY TO BE SEVEN I LIKE TO KEEP IT HONEST. GREG: YOU DO. HOW FAST DO YOU THINK THAT SUIT WILL END UP IN A PILE WESTMARK. KAT: I DO NOT THINK HE DID WELL. I’VE SEEN PIECES OF TOAST WITH MORE CHARISMA AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN HAVE BUTTER ON THEM. I GOT THE BY THAT HE FELT LIKE HE WAS A TEENAGER BEING FORCED TO VOLUNTEER IN A NURSING HOME. [LAUGHTER] THAT WAS KIND OF THE VIBE. THAT’S REALLY WHAT I THOUGHT. I LOVED HOW THEY HAD SUCH A LITTLE IDEA OF WHAT FACEBOOK REALLY IS BUT THEY DO KNOW THAT THEY WANT TO REGULATE IT. GREG: EXACTLY. KAT: IF THAT IS IN THE GOVERNOR IN A NUTSHELL I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS. GREG: WE CAN EXPLAIN IT BUT I CAN ORDER CHOCOLATE AND THEN THERE’S THIS AD FOR THE CHOCOLATE SO HOW DOES THIS MACHINE KNOW THAT I LIKE THE CHOCOLATE? [LAUGHTER] GREG: TYRUS? TYRUS: I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU, GREG. I COULDN’T HELP BUT NOTICE YOUR LITTLE COMMERCIAL THERE AND WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SUITS? BECAUSE THOSE LOOK A LOT LIKE MY JACKETS AFFECT. GREG: I DIDN’T STEAL THEM FROM BRIAN. TYRUS: KNOW. I’VE GOT A FACEBOOK POST FOR THE GUY WEARING MY SOUP. HE’S GOING TO GET HIS ASS KICKED FOR WEARING MY SUIT. YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE THING, CHRIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART. HE WANTED TO ASK A QUESTION AND HE KEPT TRYING TO AND ALL HE WANTED TO KNOW WHERE HIS PHOTOS WERE OUT THERE IS WANTED TO KNOW HE WANTED TO KNOW IF HE HAD SEEN ANYTHING OF HIS STUFF. HE WAS LIKE, IS THERE SOMETHING ABOUT REPUBLICANS OUT THERE? ANY PHOTOS OF GUYS FROM TEXAS WHO MIGHT BE REPUBLICAN AND IRAN FOR PRESIDENT AND LOST? HE LITERALLY ALL HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT NONE OF HIS STUFF IS OUT THERE. THAT’S IT. YOU KNOW EVERYONE DATA THAT OUT THERE. GREG: AT A CERTAIN POINT EVERYBODY STOPPED THE OTHER. PRIVACY IS DEAD.>>ALONG WITH CHIVALRY AND CIVILITY AND ALL THE OTHER GOOD THINGS. GREG: THE ONLY THING ALIVE IS SCARY. DO YOU THINK SOCIAL MEDIA TRAINING SHOULD BE GIVEN TO EVERYBODY IN SENATE AND CONGRESS WAS MARKED.>>I WATCH THIS AND I THOUGHT I COULDN’T BELIEVE WE ELECTED THESE GUYS. WERE DOING A BASIC TELEVISION SHOW AND I GOT A LIST OF TOPICS AND LOOK AT ONE OF THEM AND I HAD NO IDEA I WOULD READ THE LINK. THEY’RE NOT EMBARRASSED AT ALL TO GO SIT THERE. WE ELECT THEM AND THIS IS THEIR JOB AND THIS IS THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO DO THE RESEARCH AND SUPPOSED TO INSIGHTFUL QUESTIONS AND THEY HAVE NO SHAME IT’S UNBELIEVABLE. GREG: I WILL SAY THIS. ORRIN HATCH IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON WHEN HE ASKED HER HE BASICALLY SAID IT’S FREE AND HOW DO THEY MAKE MONEY AND ZUCKERBERG SAID ADVERTISING AND THEY BASICALLY SAID TO PEOPLE THERE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS.>>WHICH THEY DIDN’T EVEN GET. GREG: AND THEN HE SAID THAT IS HOW THEY MAKE MONEY BY WORD ABOUT SOMETHING FROM WIKIPEDIA SO YOU ARE TELLING ME FACEBOOK ISN’T ACTUALLY A BOOK OF HUMAN FACES. [LAUGHTER] SPEAKING OF A BOOK OF HUMAN FACES — [APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE] THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL A NATURAL SEGUE. THIS BOOK IS COMING OUT SOON AND YOU CAN ORDER AT AMAZON AND IT’S ALL OF MY MONOLOGUES FROM THE FIVE, NOT ALL OF THEM BECAUSE

100 Comments

  1. Aaron Deaton said:

    GG just isn’t funny anymore. His act is stale. Just seems annoying now

    April 16, 2018
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  2. wkjeom said:

    Gutfield messed up here. Admitted blocking so many. Pro-life, Diamond and Silk and many others. Zuck is against freedom of speech. FB is a piece pf junk just like Zuck himself and that was clear. "Like a piece pf toast without even butter."

    April 16, 2018
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  3. Wayne Wagner said:

    Tyress was absoultly wrong on Ted, Ted Cruz did better than all the other contesters to Trump easily. He did better than Bernie Sanders in the Democratic primaries. IDK how conservative Tyress is, why the hate on Cruz?

    April 16, 2018
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  4. Elizabeth Darling said:

    We have heard that many in congress get checks from Facebook. This was mostly just circus. Zuckerberg works for the CIA/deep state as a spy. Your personal information is all is being put on a data base deep in the govt. Its not safe, and its not private. Smart people will delete their Facebook account..Its not in Americans best interests but the interests of globalists who want to control the planet. Wake up America!

    April 16, 2018
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  5. The Jokester said:

    Fucken aliens!!!!

    April 16, 2018
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  6. Cody Cox said:

    The woman, man, or it with the green shirt in the background resembles Nicholas Cage, huh?

    April 16, 2018
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  7. Bruce Snell said:

    PRAYING Jesus Christ, Jesus show yourself mighty to your people, Lord there seems to be no way out, no way to fix things, no ways of solution, but Jesus you are the solution, you are the truth, you are the love and forgiveness, you are the author and finisher of all great things. Jesus if you can raise a nation up and take it down in a day, then Jesus can you not heal our nation and our people.Yes you can,we praise the name of Jesus. Jesus, quickly reveal yourself to us, that is best for each one of us, touch us the only place that you know and can touch, Jesus can you not minister individually to each person, the only way that they can be ministered to,. Jesus are you not greater than any and all calamity and evil, Jesus where a man sees no way out, your spirit testifies that you Jesus, you are the only way out. Jesus you are the author and finisher of all things, great and small. Jesus help us receive your perfect and perfecting love and forgiveness of the cross. Jesus you told me that if we could fully receive and understand the love and forgiveness of the cross, we would be transformed as a new spirit, a useful witness for Christ Jesus. Jesus we pray that you answer this prayer, that we receive THE FULL PORTION,of your perfect love and forgiveness of Jesus Christ.Jesus we praise your perfect love and forgiveness. Jesus we pray for personal and professional revival Lord Jesus not only does it have to happen in our heart, it has to happen in our family and in our workplace,,, Lord bring us to where your people are, there's no greater ministry then in our own families in our own workplace, Jesus show us the way to your fullness. Jesus you said, to pray for the greatest gift to prophesy to strengthen, encourage and comfort our people, to help raise them up. Jesus we repent of godless chatter, a lack of faith. Jesus we need the faith the size of a mustard seed to plant our faith at the altar,Jesus you will grow our faith. Jesus help us be the great communicators of your love and forgiveness, your faithfulness. Jesus Christ we pray that you come quickly, we need you and praise your mighty name, Jesus our Lord and Savior. Jesus come quickly, Jesus we cry out for repentant heart and spirit, seeking the perfect love and forgiveness, found only in Christ Jesus. Jesus is not the simple gospel, can be as simple as, the perfect and perfecting love and forgiveness of Jesus Christ. Jesus is this not available to all people saved and unsaved. Jesus we pray for this great awakening, correction, direction pointing to Christ Jesus, as Lord and Savior. The name of Jesus is above all names, the name of Jesus identifies the God we serve, the God that can save, forgive us of our sins, and love us into eternity now and forever. Jesus cannot the zeal of the Lord accomplish this great revival, harvest this great harvest and free our people, from captivity of the world and the evil one. Jesus not all is lost, but always gained, we hear that this is the greatest time and harvest, that the world will ever see. Jesus, Jesus, quickly come. Jesus we are standing in victory and not in defeat, because the victory was won on the cross let us praise your great name the name above all names, Christ Jesus our Savior and Lord, amen and amen. I AMen

    April 16, 2018
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  8. Connie Sandel said:

    Zuckerberg is paying for allowing one political party to use his FB users info. Now that same group felt betrayed and though, most likely, that Zuckerberg allowed opposing group to have access to his users' info. He wouldn't have this problem of possible regulation if he didn't allow himself to meddle with dirty politicians whose only purpose in life is to win at whatever costs.. Politicians are of different breed. They always want to have an edge, even if it involves cheating. When you allow them to cheat, they never would let you out the can of their deceit. You turn to be a conspirator! This is why Zuckerberg is so nervous!

    April 16, 2018
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  9. George Rusch said:

    MZ is a Very Strange looking ET! ZuckeZero should Merge with Youtube & FaceBook and call it TUBEFACE! He is a Perfect LOWgo for it. Did they get Zuck to change any Yucky Diapers for The Regress Geriatrics?

    April 16, 2018
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  10. K Jojar said:

    I thought he was evasive, annoyed, and plans to keep collecting and selling data …and doesn't care, until he's called out . Even then, his only regret would be another 10 hours being questioned before congress. If you want to see the real show, pull up footage again, of Zuck testifying, and focus on his attorney. Listen to the audio with eyes on the attorney, and watch his "oh shit" face then later stare at the back of Mark's head like he's choking him out in his mind.
    I disagree with the idea that Zuck is a genius and the congressional leaders so stupid. They may not know how facebook works "technically" , but they sure knew how to ask questions about revenue, where it comes from, and how can they git some? Lol.

    April 16, 2018
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  11. P. Hamilton said:

    Zuck laughs all the way to the bank….knowing that he can buy any politician, anytime.

    April 16, 2018
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  12. Grey Cristo said:

    True though, watching this I came to realize these older gentlemen had no idea how the internet worked. It was all the questions you'd hear Grampa ask their teenage son.

    April 16, 2018
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  13. Jestermon1 said:

    He should have watched Howard Hughes testimony first.It was sad when he had to explain where the privacy settings were for each post it's right there man is what he should have said.

    April 16, 2018
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  14. Carole Miller said:

    I understand FB! I’m a senior citizen whose family has destroyed. But thanks to FB my relationships with family is being put back together ! I didn’t know how they financed it . Ads! Well , what isn’t? Censorship ? NO ONE HAS TO GIVE OUT INFO ! I RESERVE WHAT I PUT ON! It’s free enterpriz3! Leave it alone!

    April 16, 2018
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  15. Carole Miller said:

    Oops enterprise!

    April 16, 2018
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  16. Carole Miller said:

    Oops ..has been destroyed!

    April 16, 2018
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  17. AppleYou said:

    dude this guy is like jay leno. did he copycat him?..

    April 17, 2018
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  18. Easy As Pie PerMe said:

    George Soros is the puppetmaster

    April 17, 2018
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  19. Frank Grimey Grimes said:

    What's wrong with the way he says chocolate? I pronounce it the exact same way.

    April 17, 2018
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  20. I am Jaguar Paw! This is MY forest! said:

    Zuckerberg has a devout reverence for his own bullshit.
    He lacks two things essential for mature adulthood: Ethics and morality.
    He has displayed little genuine concern for other people.

    April 17, 2018
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  21. vern wallen said:

    FYI=Zucker is the grandson of David Rockefeller.

    April 17, 2018
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  22. 30 kills said:

    Chalk-klet

    April 17, 2018
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  23. Hugh Mungus said:

    This and Tucker is good for fox red eye was too

    April 18, 2018
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  24. James Ryzlot said:

    You are NOT funny. If you were funny you would not need a floor manager using a cattly rod with a "laugh" sign.

    Take away that self aggrandizing element and let actual people decide what is funny.

    JR

    April 18, 2018
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  25. Carmencita Garcia said:

    No matter how hard he explained but does he think all of these people in front understand the many languages of the Internet 😁😁😁😳😳😳😬😬😬 . My son live as a computer mania knows so well as a programmer as an IT technician & so much things in the internet or computer but every time he explain to me this & that , my head hurt. Maybe I'm dumb to this crazy tech but as I said it's not for me coz I'm more interested in different kind of sickness & how to cure this cancers. Well that's the way & for sure these congress felt boring but they have to talked to him🙃🙃🙃😫😫

    April 18, 2018
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  26. Ernest Walker said:

    He's Tryin to Look Stylin in his Zuki Suit.

    April 19, 2018
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  27. Kimberly Brown said:

    America is more awake than they ( the elite ) think we are! God, Jesus and the Holy spirit teaches us the Truth!

    April 19, 2018
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  28. Kimberly Brown said:

    Satan will be defeated by God, Jesus and the holy spirit!! Amen Amen

    April 19, 2018
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  29. Donald Duck said:

    If Google and Facebook et al are claiming to be international companies, doesn't this make them essentially foreign actors? There are far more foreign countries than the single US. Why are they censoring the internet, and what are they censoring for. Who are they censoring for? It seems to me that it would be far better to let people censor for themselves and the content we see, than letting some international actor dictate what I see. It has gotten obviously political, so why have these corporations also mandated political guidelines? I far and away prefer an open internet than someone else's opinion of what I should see. They may be good at directing advertisements, but they seem completely incompetent at directing traffic.

    April 19, 2018
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  30. Texas Ray said:

    The audience is tortured to make them laugh.

    April 19, 2018
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  31. Bob Bob said:

    Wasn't he the robot on Star Trek NG?

    April 19, 2018
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  32. Jeannie Cole said:

    The Congressmen should have allowed their 22 year old aides question Zuckerberg.

    April 19, 2018
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  33. Frostghost 75_6 said:

    It’s tough to even understand the dude

    April 20, 2018
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  34. Anony Mous said:

    Order now and your zuck comes with a free booster seat lmfaoooo

    April 21, 2018
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  35. Trina Tenney said:

    i am cutting off my facebook i keep been hacked by him and his bunch anyways

    April 21, 2018
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  36. nvsbl2 said:

    Actually, I know several senior citizens who are quite tech savvy. If not in a broad sense, at least with computers. And I'll bet several of those questioners that acted stupid were just being dense because 80% of them received donations for their political careers from the Zuck and/or FB corp. That's actual fact!

    April 21, 2018
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  37. M thom said:

    A teenager in a nursing home is the best analogy!

    April 22, 2018
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  38. Skyfall Deadpool said:

    Zuckerberg is a cyborg. There I said it. Change my mind!

    April 23, 2018
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  39. Linda Nitzschke said:

    I don't care about the privacy. I only care about the censorship. They promote themselves as being for freedom of speech, but they're lying, and there is no truth in advertising when it comes to FaceCrooks. Bunch of chickenshits.

    April 23, 2018
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  40. Silver Chopsticks said:

    What was difficult to watch was the billion dollar haircut. And yes, Congress embarrassed themselves yet again. It should have been abundantly obvious that they are indeed out of touch, sitting in the ivory castle on the hill. Why we don't have term limits for those old fogies I get but if they'd learn from their pages and assistants instead of figuring out how to poke them, maybe they could manage to keep up. I hate Zuck but he made fools out of most of them. Although the big boy of the day certainly was brought to his knees several times as well.

    April 23, 2018
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  41. Rick Petawanikweb said:

    The big guy was the best of them.

    April 25, 2018
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  42. Aryanne_v2 said:

    The Zucc

    April 27, 2018
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  43. Are you Serious? said:

    Is it just me or was anyone else watching waiting for Zuckerberg to shout “Timmy!”

    April 29, 2018
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  44. John Sharp said:

    Who voted these eighty year old’s into office and Zucky talks like he is fifteen years old totally unimpressive as a CEO. Who runs Facebook.

    April 30, 2018
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  45. zadose said:

    Zucc discriminates against conservatives and so does youtube. Mark Dice and Paul Joseph Watson get their videos removed a lot…. and it's just political.

    May 1, 2018
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  46. green boy said:

    His last name need to be corrected. His real last name is Sucker bird.

    May 1, 2018
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  47. Delicate Little Snowflake said:

    Dillon! You son-of-a-bitch!

    May 2, 2018
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  48. Scrotum Leech said:

    Facecrook

    May 2, 2018
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  49. helmeteye said:

    Those legs. OMFG>

    May 4, 2018
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  50. MsJudi54 said:

    For an allegedly smart guy, Zuckerberg seemed to know very little about his company. "I'll talk w/ my team & get back w/ you." He seemed very unprepared regarding the legal workings of his company (that even me, a 63 y/o female, knew), & he flat out lied about Diamond & Silk as he intimated that they just might be terrorists, lol.

    May 4, 2018
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  51. MsJudi54 said:

    It is funny that there is so much "positivity" on Facebook. It seems like "Lollipops & Rainbows" is all most people put forward UNLESS they need money to pay for their poor mother's surgery or to start a new charity, or if life sucked for an hour that day & they need EVERYONE to "pray" for them (even if it's to a god they don't even believe in, lol).
    I go on FB about once a month to look at any new photos my daughter has uploaded (she's in the military overseas), & to see if my elderly mother has embarrassed the family by typing in an answer or comment when she didn't understand the question or content, lol.

    May 4, 2018
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  52. Gary Carraigeacha said:

    So ok. They are old but fuckerburg got the rock of ages then didn't he !? He got rocked by old pros.

    May 5, 2018
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  53. bongo fury said:

    The sheep will continue putting their heads into the Facebook noose. Marky gets to slither back to Palo Alto mansion and formulate additional helpful programs for his customers.

    May 8, 2018
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  54. bongo fury said:

    The Zuck wasn’t under oath, he “won” before the first dumb question was asked….

    May 8, 2018
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  55. arthur guidry said:

    ZUCK OFF

    May 15, 2018
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  56. Randell Darcky said:

    I quit Fakebook over 9 years ago.

    May 18, 2018
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  57. Van Dreaming said:

    Dont use Facebook so I dont really care

    May 19, 2018
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  58. mike gauthier said:

    sometimes I feel like I'm listening watching Saturday Night Live. no disrespect to your show I love Your show

    May 20, 2018
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  59. Terry camp said:

    I wonder if theCIA could set me up with a FB that’s makes Billions!

    May 27, 2018
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  60. Sir Psychonautic said:

    ZuCk……..

    May 28, 2018
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  61. Johnny Newsom said:

    Look at zuckerburg he's puckering up. Suck ads.

    June 4, 2018
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  62. D Storm said:

    He is just a young college dropout who got lucky. The very nature of his business is to trap information and sell it to make money. The web site sucks anyhow.

    June 17, 2018
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  63. Ethan bolden said:

    Do the zuc

    September 13, 2018
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  64. dave pemberton said:

    Help a man 440150026280016 whit a house

    September 20, 2018
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  65. Reality Check said:

    Gutfeld is probably the most underrated comics. Period.

    September 23, 2018
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  66. Eileen Kauffman said:

    He looks like a robot alien. That's not normal!! Our govt has some funky looking people!!!

    September 25, 2018
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  67. Krista Harmon said:

    Omg that hair cut!

    November 1, 2018
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  68. Claudine Ann Schultz said:

    And 10 hours saying I don't know or, I'll get back to you. I never known a 'genius' that knew nothing about the company he owned.

    November 8, 2018
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  69. Snarly Whiplash said:

    Zuc looks really weird
    he may be alien
    prone for deportation maybe
    my favorite show right here
    thanks again Greg
    also a giant Gwar fan
    RIP Dave / Odorous🤘

    November 11, 2018
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  70. Frank August said:

    Gutfeld For Vice President. This is one Smart Man.

    November 16, 2018
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  71. Omotive said:

    you spelled zucc wrong

    December 9, 2018
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  72. Alana Adams said:

    Suckerberg is socially incompetent!!!!

    March 15, 2019
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  73. Tom Jackson said:

    Got Gut?

    April 29, 2019
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  74. Micheal Ram said:

    I’ve never been in Facebook except for a month to desperately keep in touch with my bro in a different country in years before Whatsup. Never been a fan or never understood why it’s still popular.

    May 9, 2019
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  75. alan brown said:

    zuck is a prick and wants to know EVERYTHING

    May 20, 2019
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  76. KanishQ Quotes said:

    Zuckerberg looks just like Elizabeth Holmes

    May 23, 2019
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  77. Joe Williamson1970 said:

    All aboard the Trump Train r get ran over….we do need term limits

    May 25, 2019
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  78. Luke Arenberg said:

    "chivalry" is so rare bc women refuse behave like ladies for the most part. this middle aged women says "chivalry" is dead sadly, but you know she's had loads of lovers and the men who do exist that are gentlemen or of higher rank would never extend those benefits to her they normally would to a virtuous lady. it still exists, at least in families like mine..but only applies to traditional gentlemen and ladies or men and women of higher rank.

    May 30, 2019
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  79. Luke Arenberg said:

    its so boring listening trashy low class people who speak like gutfeld and this women complain about chivalry..not that theres anything wrong with mr gutfeld..but trashy jewesses who have been giving bf's since middle school cant complain about that

    May 30, 2019
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  80. crunchyyellowlion said:

    The booster seat tho 😂😂😂😂

    May 31, 2019
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  81. Nonconcensusical said:

    Everytime I see the Zuck, I see Data from "Star Trek". Is he a robot?

    June 6, 2019
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  82. Q HopeFull !!! said:

    haha zuck sucks

    June 7, 2019
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  83. Q HopeFull !!! said:

    Greg is hilarious. And news. 😀😜

    June 7, 2019
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  84. Roger Freeberg said:

    They looked like a bunch of old fools !!!!!!!!!!

    June 16, 2019
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  85. Serena Lawson said:

    thats all you see on facebook now is negativity ..

    June 19, 2019
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  86. Jesse Saxon said:

    WHAT THE ZUCK?!?

    June 23, 2019
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  87. Dan Erickson said:

    He's owned. And scared.

    June 25, 2019
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  88. Rebecca Whitten said:

    Ultimate, king of goobers

    June 28, 2019
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  89. THUNDERBIRD!! said:

    FACEBOOK ZUCKS! 😉

    July 1, 2019
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  90. Gerald Gregory said:

    Facebook was formerly a DARPA project called LIFELOG !

    July 4, 2019
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  91. Alva Stewart said:

    Mark Zuckerberg has been outed by wellawàre1.com indisputable evidence. He is an actor who is not old enough, at the time, to have filed the appropriate paperwork with the formation of FaceBook

    July 6, 2019
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  92. CS_FL said:

    WE FINALLY got rid of Nelson.

    July 7, 2019
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  93. Puppers McGee said:

    Why are you a holes bashing elders? Seems pretty cuckworthy.

    July 12, 2019
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  94. AJT said:

    explaining new technology to old people is the worst

    August 1, 2019
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  95. Anh Cunningham said:

    FACEBOOK IS SUCKS !!

    August 8, 2019
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  96. Peter Dejong said:

    What a freaky looking pedophile

    August 9, 2019
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  97. Graham Wells said:

    Mark fu**erburg needs slap in the head and told what a a*shole he is

    August 10, 2019
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  98. Craig Wall said:

    God help me…now I want chocolate.

    August 24, 2019
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  99. Lorry Camill said:

    Cookie burg works for Soros

    August 31, 2019
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  100. Ruthie May said:

    Hilarious! Vote out all the dinosaurs.

    September 2, 2019
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