Brad’s Wife


Sponsored by Dashlane! February 27th 2017 A woman comes home to deliver her husband… some bad news. She has been fired from her job at Cracker Barrel. They gave no notice. They gave no reason. The husband, Brad, embraces her. A tear rolls down her cheek… Brad’s hands tighten into fists. ….11 Years of service…. …He whispers under his breath. “Nanette… fetch me the computer.” (No Brad, wait-) “Annnnnd, send.” “That’ll do it.” With that, he put his arm around Nannette. And they fell asleep together on the couch. A week passes…. It’s Brad’s birthday! “Hey Nannette, has there been any word back yet on why you’re fired?” “This old boy is still storming!” *thunder crashes* She shook her head. “Outrageous!” “Nannette, fetch me the computer again.” “I’m going to make another Facebook post.” Today is my… BIRTHDAY Why did you fire…. My My Ẇ̵̗̜̑͜Í̴͔͌̋͒̍͘F̶̨͔̣̪͖̬̯͍̍̑͂͊͛È̵̞̹̒̊̄͠ Now we wait. (Don’t forget your cake!) Brad squinted his eyes. Made a wish… and blew. He put his arm around Nannette and again they fell asleep together on the couch. But that night as they dreamed something special happened, a miracle of sorts. People started joining in. People saw the post, then semi-sarcastically also began demanding answers. Then more joined in. Then more… The template of the joke was simple and spreadable. Promoting desserts, are we? Brad’s wife used to LOVE desserts! New item on the menu? Brad’s wife would have made it TWICE as good! Today we remember 9/11? Brad’s wife used to love ni- It spread from their Facebook, to their Twitter, to their Instagram to ALL of their social media platforms. But this wasn’t your usual raid by 4chan… This was something different… An army of mostly boomers putting Cracker over the Barrel. It was the moms and dads of Middle America leading the charge. And Brad was there… As the standard bearer. He embraced the meme. He repeated. He demanded. Soon there wasn’t anything Cracker Barrel could post that wouldn’t immediately be turned into a discussion of the plight of poor Nanette. As always, a petition is started and goes nowhere. And once that failed, the calls started rolling in. “Hi, I have a quick question for you guys.” “Yes?” “Why did you guys fire Brad’s wife?” “So, uh, I guess what I’m asking is if you would just go ahead and hire her back..” “Uh, and then we could just pretend like this whole thing didn’t happen.” And what’s a good harassment campaign, without a soundtrack? ♪ You just fired her on.. Brad’s birthdayyy..♪ ♪ Where’s the justice for Brad’s wiffeee? ♪ ♪ If YoU WaNnA hAvE yOuR bReAkFeAsT mAade ♪ (No God, please, No!) Other companies saw this meme, and decided to add fuel to the fire. On social media, they were posting about Brad’s wife. In IRL, they were posting signs promoting Brad’s wife. And that prompted the news to get involved.. More teens are having fuck. H-having– Coverage from People Magazine, The Mirror, Washington Post, 4chan, and many, many, many more. That’s when things really started to spread out into the streets. People made posters, signs, and t-shirts. And they even started visting the restaurant just to ask about Brad’s wife. “Who’s Brad?” “Well Brad’s not important. But his wife, they fired her, after eleven years of service”. “I don’t know what you’re talking about”. “After eleven years…” “On his birthday…” “Is that.. I heard about that! That was terrible!” “Yeah, now there’s a wait time in here.” “How long?” “Oh, it’s a long time.” ‘Cause Brad’s wife isn’t here. #JusticeForBrad’sWife Brad could see that things were spiraling out of control. He called on the troops not to harass the local chain. The firing was a corporate decision. But it did little to temper things down. (Grr!) “YoU fIrEd BrAd’s WiFe? YOu ShAlL bE oN fIrE!” So in all this time, Brad still hadn’t heard back from the company. And we feared that we’d never get answers. But one smooth-talker succeeded in getting a few details by pretending to be a manager from the corporate office. And that’s when she spilled the beans. Now, from here, we could’ve just called it a day. They don’t know how to let a joke go. When something is funny, it remains funny to them for YEARS. And that doesn’t spell good news for Cracker Barrel’s social media. So, that’s what the future holds for Cracker Barrel. Years more of #Brad’sWife. Well, there’s good news. It turns out that a lot of those offers by others businesses to hire Brad’s wife weren’t entirely sarcastic. Eleven years of service? Come on in for an interview! Dozens and dozens of REAL offers started rolling in. Suddenly, Brad’s wife had her pick. And she could work.. pretty much anywhere she wanted. You can still visit Cracker Barrel today, and the top comment will still be: Some dumb shit about firing Brad’s wife. Because better than an answer, Brad got his wife a new job. And this old boy could finally rest. The storm… had passed. You go to log in to your internet banking… Invalid password! Hm.. That’s strange. You call your wife… She’s not picking up! You go to send her a DM on Facebook… But you can’t log in! INVALID PASSWORD You go to recover your email… INVALID PASSWORD You try to tweet out for help… INVALID PASSWORD Your computer bursts into flames and you’re trapped in the building! You yell for help, but you’ve FORGOTTEN FORGOTTEN YOU’RE FORGOTTEN YOU’RE PASSWORLD Your body was found several weeks later. Don’t let this happen to you. Get Dashlane, and manage your passwords for free! Easily and securely store your passwords and personal information in Dashlane to log in to current accounts instantly. also there’s a feburary free trial here and it goes to making videos code internet historian for 100% off (BANG!) thanks. (God bless, and stay safe.) uh, I understand some of you were upset last time about the names scrolling to fast, so, slowed down for ya. I hope this is to your liking. Hold on, maybe I can change it to a larger font. Is it, is it better? (No!) What do you mean “jazz it up a bit?” (Ressurect Neil Armstrong!) I’ll put little hearts around it MWAH! (

100 Comments

  1. Danny7007 said:

    I kinda want to know more on this matter. Do people still make comments about Brad’s wife? Did she ever get a job and at where? Has cracker barrel themselves issued anything in Brad’s wife?

    August 15, 2019
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  2. Ryley Wheeler said:

    man you gotta pump these vids to 10 mins, NO NOTIFICATIONS!! wtf is the sub button for?

    August 16, 2019
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  3. DatDamn MegaBusta said:

    Old boy's wife.

    August 16, 2019
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  4. Marty ScorchedEarthse said:

    Incredible their twitter is still filled with comments about Brad’s wife. They still find this funny

    August 16, 2019
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  5. Loopy Hirose said:

    Boomers are scary

    August 16, 2019
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  6. FloweyIsHere said:

    I hope i ll have someone to love me like Brad

    August 16, 2019
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  7. bigguccislimeball3 00 said:

    5:35 shit made me laugh

    August 16, 2019
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  8. Joshua Hale said:

    I know it just became a meme, but Brad was at least being a good husband.

    August 16, 2019
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  9. HugeParchment1 said:

    There are still tonnes of ‘Brads Wife ‘ comments on every tweet. Lol

    August 17, 2019
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  10. Fossil Draws said:

    Binding of issac vibes

    August 17, 2019
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  11. Lunatic Lunala said:

    as of august 17 2019, the comments on their twitter are still filled with brad's wife

    August 17, 2019
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  12. Patrick Le Zotte said:

    Almost a year after posting, every single tweet is still flooded with terrible brads wife jokes…. jesus fuck…

    August 17, 2019
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  13. Lord Zizumias said:

    Will this last as long as that Pools Closed meme?

    August 17, 2019
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  14. James Humphrey said:

    A lot of these people aren’t Boomers, they’re Gen X-ers.

    August 17, 2019
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  15. aber deus 8531 said:

    and it's still going as of today

    August 18, 2019
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  16. Boi Man said:

    I know im really late to this like august 2019 late but umm no one is talking about more teens having fuck

    August 18, 2019
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  17. silverstar5311 _ said:

    He's right, go to their twitter now still in 2019 and every comment is about brad's wife.

    August 18, 2019
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  18. K to the K said:

    Holy shit, just checked their latest facebook post and Brad's Wife memes galore, amazin!

    August 18, 2019
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  19. Devoun said:

    They're still memeing it on the twitter account!!!!

    August 18, 2019
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  20. Robin Falk said:

    have watched like 3 videos so far, wtf is wrong with NA people

    August 18, 2019
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  21. LilKrazy9292 said:

    Brad's wife wouldn't have allowed a bug to get into my mom's turnip greens.

    August 18, 2019
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  22. ItsDoomguy666 said:

    This is like the Doomslayer only it's about a wife losing their job

    August 19, 2019
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  23. Dean Tran said:

    Your impeccable Telephone Club minigame edit was art. Thank you, Kiryu Kazuma.

    August 19, 2019
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  24. Jacob Truman said:

    This is beautiful

    August 19, 2019
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  25. The_Wolf said:

    Apparently, autism is contagious.

    August 20, 2019
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  26. Mr.Apriza Yutama said:

    Is anyone got emotional in the end? I don't expected to shed any tears after watching Internet Historian channel. Usually I just laugh.

    August 20, 2019
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  27. MrLexorate said:

    What does she was a softie mean? Not working hard enough?

    August 20, 2019
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  28. Luis Ruiz said:

    August 20, 2019 :8 comments, 6 are about Brad's wife

    August 20, 2019
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  29. ShibaInu REAL said:

    Brad the Chad

    August 21, 2019
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  30. Sappyre said:

    I'm years late to this meme, so did she ever get hired?

    August 21, 2019
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  31. nhpkm1 said:

    I hate the fact that shit posting / compiling worked

    August 21, 2019
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  32. Huckleberry said:

    i just checked and yet still going hard with b r a d s w i f e

    August 21, 2019
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  33. Clear Cat said:

    Im not a boomer, but I too find something funny for years….

    August 21, 2019
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  34. Name said:

    8-21-19
    Cracker Barrel social media still plagued with Brad's wife comments.
    Dropped a "Brad's wife 💔" comment to do my part.

    August 21, 2019
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  35. uppercut grandma said:

    I just saw this posted all over their account… had to get the lore…. Brad's wife will get answers!!

    August 22, 2019
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  36. Frozen Alpha said:

    I'm not surprised about Wendys RKOing them outta nowhere. They're the toughest of them all

    August 22, 2019
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  37. UnkindSouls said:

    Lawlz

    August 23, 2019
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  38. Lambo-chan said:

    Holy shit why is your content so fucking good

    August 23, 2019
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  39. kifsator said:

    Beautiful Story

    August 23, 2019
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  40. No Name K said:

    7:22 what kind of monster has the mouse on the left side

    August 23, 2019
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  41. ggpotata said:

    Can you mention that the hwndu flag was burnt lol new season?

    August 24, 2019
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  42. I Will Eat Your Children said:

    Boomer Hoomor

    August 25, 2019
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  43. sean lennon said:

    “No brad, wait”

    August 25, 2019
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  44. sciure sci said:

    Strip club: Brad`s wife works here lmao

    August 25, 2019
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  45. laurennn said:

    wtf is "she was kind of a softie, sir" even supposed to mean

    August 25, 2019
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  46. Sergio Cabrera said:

    My friend said brad’s wife made the new Popeyes sandwich

    August 25, 2019
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  47. Crazeenerd said:

    Making a video about Brad's Wife? Brad's Wife used to love making videos about Brad's Wife… Wait what?

    August 25, 2019
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  48. Robert0Pirie said:

    TF… why am I crying?

    August 26, 2019
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  49. Sin Talento Producciones said:

    Get you a man like Brad

    August 26, 2019
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  50. Marlon gardrat said:

    hey guyz what's the intro music please

    August 26, 2019
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  51. Ember Hydra said:

    I'm amaze. So no chaos nor riots.
    Props too the well behavior of the internet people on this one

    August 26, 2019
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  52. MrAppie9090 said:

    Yeah that's all cool and all about Brad's wife, but I still want to find out why more teens are having fuck.

    August 27, 2019
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  53. Michael Bell said:

    She was a softie?

    Zo she was too lenient?

    August 27, 2019
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  54. Intergalactic Human Empire said:

    Brad and Nanette, the OTP.

    August 28, 2019
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  55. Aaron C said:

    You weren't kidding, 95% of the replies to cracker barrel tweets are about Brad's wife and the ones that aren't are immediately replied to with something about Brad's wife.

    August 28, 2019
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  56. wizzolf schaferhund said:

    Internet autists are so fucking funny, and all of the bandwagon normies like me may ride along in wonder, hoping I never piss off these geeks!

    August 28, 2019
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  57. anjetto1 said:

    What's the song at the start of this?

    August 28, 2019
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  58. UltraViolence said:

    This is fantastic

    August 28, 2019
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  59. Luke Kinney said:

    Wholesome

    August 29, 2019
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  60. Ashrenote said:

    This old boy out here stormin' about the slow upload schedule.

    August 30, 2019
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  61. oMuStIiA said:

    This is so stupid but that just makes it funnier to me.

    August 31, 2019
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  62. hamza almosoweh said:

    Justice ⚖ for Brad's wife 😁⚖️

    August 31, 2019
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  63. Rigged In Your Favor said:

    Why did I tear up in the end 😩

    August 31, 2019
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  64. doominator500 maybe said:

    Brad's wife used to LOVE 9-11!

    September 1, 2019
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  65. Thomas Kurei Blood said:

    4:18 NOW HIRING BRAD WIFE

    September 1, 2019
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  66. JJ Mcnab said:

    Just checked, still getting comments on cracker barrel about brads wife.

    September 1, 2019
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  67. superanimeniac said:

    Brad's wife would have made this video twice as good.

    September 2, 2019
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  68. Purplepaint ballstudios said:

    This shit actually happened?!

    September 2, 2019
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  69. Drew Thatguy said:

    I'd pay internet historian to explain my life story at my funeral

    September 2, 2019
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  70. Todd English said:

    Still trending today as of 9/2/2019 o.o

    September 3, 2019
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  71. Kaynowa said:

    As of 3 Sept 2019, still going on

    September 3, 2019
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  72. LITERALY ME said:

    God bless

    September 4, 2019
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  73. Israel Stayton said:

    SOMEONE CONTACTED THEM BY PRETENDING TO BE MANAGEMENT

    September 4, 2019
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  74. fire wank with meme said:

    0:30 what's the music?

    September 4, 2019
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  75. 7c - Doxy said:

    I CRIED – FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

    September 4, 2019
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  76. LiberatasOmnium said:

    It’s 9 months on. Just checked Twitter.
    Still, comments on Brad’s wife…will justice be had?

    September 4, 2019
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  77. L4ndo12 0 said:

    Still seeing comments about brads wife.

    September 5, 2019
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  78. Outdated Leon said:

    Brad is the best husband ever.

    September 5, 2019
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  79. NotCallMeCarson said:

    Holy shit you're not lying, it's September 2019 and there are still Brad's wife comments on cracker barrel tweets

    September 5, 2019
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  80. jimmyboy131 said:

    Yet more proof that modern Western humans have too much time on their hands.

    September 5, 2019
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  81. Ben Nupp said:

    It's funny because only twinks are named Brad.

    September 6, 2019
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  82. Jussi Mattsen said:

    Just commenting to improve the algorithm. Ayyy fuck you YT.

    September 6, 2019
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  83. Neo2266 said:

    I’m kinda hoping that maybe some day that old lady the fat dude talked to will see this video and understand

    September 6, 2019
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  84. Novice Nerd said:

    6:22 That's what my dad always does! I didn't realize it was a Boomer thing.

    September 6, 2019
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  85. Russell From UP's Official Youtube Channel said:

    I love america

    September 7, 2019
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  86. Super Slinky said:

    that was incredible!

    September 7, 2019
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  87. Licorice Meat said:

    Good for her.

    September 8, 2019
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  88. Dragonate said:

    What is the source of that clip from 5:51 to 5:56?

    September 8, 2019
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  89. G Morgan said:

    I remember watching this happen. It was extremely surreal.

    September 10, 2019
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  90. H4L0 TZY said:

    Their recent insta posts still have the boomers

    September 11, 2019
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  91. FoodxMusic 素敵な雰囲気 said:

    I wish I had narcoleptic touch to where who ever I put my arm around sleeps

    September 11, 2019
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  92. That Montage Nerd said:

    More teens are having fuck

    September 11, 2019
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  93. Leroy Jenkins said:

    Sept 10 still going

    September 12, 2019
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  94. Retro Gamer said:

    the top comment was exactly a brads wife one

    September 12, 2019
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  95. David Trent said:

    These are the youtube version of "The Stanley Parable".

    September 13, 2019
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  96. ShronkeyDONK said:

    The date is September 12th…most of the comments are STILL about Brad's wife. I am proud…

    September 13, 2019
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  97. Jolanta Simanskiene said:

    6:58 U.S. ARMY?

    September 13, 2019
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  98. Max said:

    Checked again, top comment is still about brads wife with all of 6 likes to back it up. Well 7 now actually, I had to do my part.

    September 13, 2019
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  99. FragrantGingerCalamari said:

    9/11 Years Of Service

    September 13, 2019
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  100. Dillon said:

    That was amazing 😂

    September 13, 2019
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